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The PUB #2040AD: Granny CaSS's 70th Birthday Partay

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Jan 17, 2002.

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  1. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //putting in false teeth
    //fixing blue rinsed hair into bunches
    //making sure catheter & colostomy bag are fitted

    Anyone want a sherry?

     
  2. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *Poodu stumbles in on his cane*
     
  3. Go-Get Beer

    Go-Get Beer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //phone rings and when Granny picks up the voice can be heard in the whole room.

    Hello?! Hello, Granny!?
    I called to wish you a Happy Birthday!!! Happy Birthday, Granny!!!
     
  4. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    //opens door and starts making his way across the hall on zimmer frame.

    dam kids today, dont know they are born
     
  5. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    //OAC walks in looking as sprite as he was when he was 50.

    Bl00dy kids today, don't know how good they've got it.
     
  6. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    :)

    awww...

    //shouting

    Everyone...its my grandson Tarquin...he's at Oxford you know...not like his brother, Colin, who's in jail

    //sipping sherry

    Ooohhh Poodu. Come and sit down, love. You dont want to be putting any weight on that hip of yours.

    Lech, are you still playing carpet bowls?
     
  7. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZz


    //wakes up and looks round

    ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
     
  8. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Always the life and soul of the party, that Alpha is.

    ...a tupperware partay.
     
  9. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *Poodu takes a step toward the easee-chair and his hip gives out and collapses the hapless gent to his aging butt*
     
  10. Go-Get Beer

    Go-Get Beer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Playing what?
    'Crap-it-bowels?' Never heard of it.
     
  11. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ


    //wakes up

    somone say tupperware?

    //gets excited
     
  12. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    //still making his way across the hall
     
  13. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //CaSS watches as the aging Jon, Lech and Chet try and help Poodu into the easy chair

    Ooohhh...y'know, yous might be getting on a bit, but I still like to watch yous using a bit of muscle... ;)

    Although, this will probably knacker yous for the rest of the day
     
  14. Go-Get Beer

    Go-Get Beer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Easy there gents. That's not an armchair, that's me.
     
  15. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ha im still quite young, walks in with a bounce in his step...
     
  16. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    blasted hooligans, no respect for their elders. One of them yobs bumped into me on their new fangled whatchyamacallits. And he didn't even say sorry.
     
  17. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    [image=http://www.shortmatbowls.com/hammy.jpg]

    This kind of bowls, Lech.

    Jon used to play, but his legs arent up to it now.
     
  18. Go-Get Beer

    Go-Get Beer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    What's this brat doing here? He's not even 60. Go play with other children. ;)
     
  19. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    oooh me backs gone
     
  20. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Yes, if he was a woman he'd be mutton dressed as lamb.

    He's almost 60 and he's acting like he's still in his 40s ;)

    Always that same, that anakin, never changed since he was a boy.

    Don't know how his wife puts up with him.

    //sipps sherry
     
  21. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Anakin JR comes strolling in....

    //
    Wow!! I didnt think there were people this old.. I know youre old Dad but my god these people are achient!
     
  22. Go-Get Beer

    Go-Get Beer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    At least he didn't develop asthma like his namesake. :p
     
  23. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    //psst, Lech, I know for a fact that Anakin sr fires blanks. He never even noticed his son is half asian. ;)
     
  24. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    tATake that back OAC you old git.
     
  25. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [face_laugh]


    eyesight must be on the blink too. ;)
     
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