The PUB #2040AD: Granny CaSS's 70th Birthday Partay

//putting in false teeth
//fixing blue rinsed hair into bunches
//making sure catheter & colostomy bag are fitted

Anyone want a sherry?

 

*Poodu stumbles in on his cane*

 

//phone rings and when Granny picks up the voice can be heard in the whole room.

Hello?! Hello, Granny!?
I called to wish you a Happy Birthday!!! Happy Birthday, Granny!!!

 

//opens door and starts making his way across the hall on zimmer frame.

dam kids today, dont know they are born

 

//OAC walks in looking as sprite as he was when he was 50.

Bl00dy kids today, don't know how good they've got it.

 

awww...

//shouting

Everyone...its my grandson Tarquin...he's at Oxford you know...not like his brother, Colin, who's in jail

//sipping sherry

Ooohhh Poodu. Come and sit down, love. You dont want to be putting any weight on that hip of yours.

Lech, are you still playing carpet bowls?

 

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//wakes up and looks round

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Always the life and soul of the party, that Alpha is.

...a tupperware partay.

 

*Poodu takes a step toward the easee-chair and his hip gives out and collapses the hapless gent to his aging butt*

 

Playing what?
'Crap-it-bowels?' Never heard of it.

 

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//wakes up

somone say tupperware?

//gets excited

 

//still making his way across the hall

 

//CaSS watches as the aging Jon, Lech and Chet try and help Poodu into the easy chair

Ooohhh...y'know, yous might be getting on a bit, but I still like to watch yous using a bit of muscle...

Although, this will probably knacker yous for the rest of the day

 

Easy there gents. That's not an armchair, that's me.

 

Ha im still quite young, walks in with a bounce in his step...

 

blasted hooligans, no respect for their elders. One of them yobs bumped into me on their new fangled whatchyamacallits. And he didn't even say sorry.

 

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This kind of bowls, Lech.

Jon used to play, but his legs arent up to it now.

 

What's this brat doing here? He's not even 60. Go play with other children.

 

oooh me backs gone

 

Yes, if he was a woman he'd be mutton dressed as lamb.

He's almost 60 and he's acting like he's still in his 40s

Always that same, that anakin, never changed since he was a boy.

Don't know how his wife puts up with him.

//sipps sherry

 

Anakin JR comes strolling in....

//
Wow!! I didnt think there were people this old.. I know youre old Dad but my god these people are achient!

 

At least he didn't develop asthma like his namesake.

 

//psst, Lech, I know for a fact that Anakin sr fires blanks. He never even noticed his son is half asian.

 

tATake that back OAC you old git.

 

eyesight must be on the blink too.