Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Jan 17, 2002.
//Whatever was I thinking. I'm way too good for her....//
Hello, you doing?
I think MOT's got that monkeypox...from eating infected monkeys...
Auntie Wilma, you smell of grandpa chet's smelly stuff, but you don't smell like unca paul's. whyssat?
He's a sweet lil thing that grandson of your's Anakin.
Sam...how's yer hip?
*From the floor, Poodu speaks*
It's okay.. as long as I don't move...
//Gavs after a swift kick in the knackers...
Oh for goodness sakes.
Someone get the warden.
You cant be spending the whole day on the floor, Sam. Its not good for yer hip.
*A burly matron walks in and decides to man-handle Poodu into the chair*
Ooh, watch the hip, Olga...
I'm sure she must be the offspring of the nit nurse at my school....
//psst Cass, do you think Sam is faking it for a cheap grope?
Course he is, only way he's gonna get a woman to touch him at that age
Well...he's only 62 so...he's not as ancient as me. He's not even a pensioner. It was all that fornicating that sent his hip out! Serves him right.
I only have 5 years to go till I dont have to pay for my TV licence.
*remembers fondly that he was at least the target for groping once*
He's just a bitter old man Sam. Even Anakin with his impotence could get a wife.
Just cuz you're still gettin' it, Chet. Even if it aint YOUR wife!!!
I havent had any since Jon came down with that Monkey Pox. Thats why he has to use the zimmer.
But you have still got that present MoT got you last xmas haven't you?
Not the same as the real thing though...
Teeheehee- Im still getting some nah nah nah nah nah
Anakin Snr Jnr- Getting What Grandad?
I'll have you know it was my wife who put me in here... just couldn't keep up with my demands.... grumble... grumble... *drink slurp*...
fetch me this...fetch me that...I've wet my pants again, love, I need a change...change the channel on the TV...where's my dinner...
I think it was when he decided to redefine the meaning of lap-dog that done it
He still looks 25 years of age
Oi! You young-uns have no respect now... I bet that worm of yours ain't seen the light in 20 years Sam!
Yeah...here he comes...sauntering in thinking he still looks 25.
Him this his gammie leg and gout.