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The PUB #2040AD: Granny CaSS's 70th Birthday Partay

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Jan 17, 2002.

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  1. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    //Whatever was I thinking. I'm way too good for her....//

    Hello, you doing? ;)

     
  2. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Wilma???
     
  3. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    I think MOT's got that monkeypox...from eating infected monkeys...
     
  4. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Auntie Wilma, you smell of grandpa chet's smelly stuff, but you don't smell like unca paul's. whyssat?
     
  5. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    He's a sweet lil thing that grandson of your's Anakin.

    Sam...how's yer hip?
     
  6. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *From the floor, Poodu speaks*

    It's okay.. as long as I don't move...
     
  7. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //Gavs after a swift kick in the knackers...
     
  8. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Oh for goodness sakes.

    Someone get the warden.

    You cant be spending the whole day on the floor, Sam. Its not good for yer hip.
     
  9. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *A burly matron walks in and decides to man-handle Poodu into the chair*

    Ooh, watch the hip, Olga...
     
  10. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //whispering

    I'm sure she must be the offspring of the nit nurse at my school....
     
  11. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    //psst Cass, do you think Sam is faking it for a cheap grope?
     
  12. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Course he is, only way he's gonna get a woman to touch him at that age :p
     
  13. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Well...he's only 62 so...he's not as ancient as me. He's not even a pensioner. It was all that fornicating that sent his hip out! Serves him right.

    I only have 5 years to go till I dont have to pay for my TV licence.
     
  14. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *remembers fondly that he was at least the target for groping once*
     
  15. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    He's just a bitter old man Sam. Even Anakin with his impotence could get a wife.
     
  16. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Just cuz you're still gettin' it, Chet. Even if it aint YOUR wife!!!

    I havent had any since Jon came down with that Monkey Pox. Thats why he has to use the zimmer.
     
  17. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    But you have still got that present MoT got you last xmas haven't you?
     
  18. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Of course ;)

    Not the same as the real thing though...

    //sigh...reminiscing...

     
  19. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Teeheehee- Im still getting some nah nah nah nah nah

    Anakin Snr Jnr- Getting What Grandad?
     
  20. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'll have you know it was my wife who put me in here... just couldn't keep up with my demands.... grumble... grumble... *drink slurp*...
     
  21. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Yeah...

    fetch me this...fetch me that...I've wet my pants again, love, I need a change...change the channel on the TV...where's my dinner...

    LOL
     
  22. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    I think it was when he decided to redefine the meaning of lap-dog that done it
     
  23. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Arun enters...

    He still looks 25 years of age
     
  24. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oi! You young-uns have no respect now... I bet that worm of yours ain't seen the light in 20 years Sam! :p
     
  25. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Pfft.

    Yeah...here he comes...sauntering in thinking he still looks 25.

    Him this his gammie leg and gout.
     
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