Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Jan 17, 2002.
*the Captains ghost floats in*
'lo All ... 2040 ... I think i'm about 10 years dead now . Woo !
Granny Cass can I hae a bit o birfday cake?
does anybody else feel a presence in the room?
Sure you can love. You want to come and sit on Granny's knee?
Capt! I know what you've got for christmas!
I've felt your presence!
thankyou! thankyou! I'm here til thursday!
not even worth wasting rotten veges for.
//gets up and walks out in disgust.
jumps up on granny's knee
Tell me old stories about daddy grandma
I dont know so much about your Daddy, love, but I can tell you a story about your grandad.
Once upon a time, all of us here met at mines and Grandpa Jon's house. We had a big party with jelly and ice cream and fizzy pop. A bit like the birthday party you had a wee while ago.
Well...your Grandpa Andy...he was a silly man. He got absolutely rat ar- ... um... he had too much jelly and was feeling sick. So, he went to the toilet and can you guess what happened?
He dropped his phone down the toilet.
//shouting to the rest of them...
Do yous remember that?
It was so long ago.
Hahahaha what a silly man. I wish he hadn't smoked himself to an early grave
And it's something the silly arse has been doing on a regular basis ever since!
The only pressence that I have felt is that of OAC's hand woundering up my leg...
Granny, why is that grandpa chet touching unca paul's leg? Is it itchy?
I thought he stopped being "bi" years ago...after the operation.
Do you like what I'm doing Paul? Your wife did.
What's "bi" granny? Does that mean he likes riding a bike?
Picks up Jons walking stick and whacks OAC out cold- I dont think so matey...
(Paul...this isnt real life...)
Yes dear...it means he likes riding a bike
OWWWW, what was that for?
Oh well I'm bi to then - I can do it without stabilisers too!
Bi Oac- He rides anything- they used to call him the village bike...
LOl, I do anything to promote a greener environment.
See if that'll wake Alpha up.
Thinks about Sexual Inuendo and Swear Words that would make Alpha die from his dicky Heart...
*the ghostly Capt. decides to throw stuff for a larf ...*
You , the UN says in 10 years , 2050 , earth will have no fresh water .. not my problem , i'm dead .
Is that you mentalist?