The PUB #2040AD: Granny CaSS's 70th Birthday Partay

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  1. Capt-Mentalist Jedi Knight

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    *the Captains ghost floats in*

    'lo All ... 2040 ... I think i'm about 10 years dead now . Woo !
  2. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Granny Cass can I hae a bit o birfday cake?
  3. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    //shivers//

    does anybody else feel a presence in the room?
  4. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Sure you can love. You want to come and sit on Granny's knee?

    //sensing presence...

    woooooooo...
  5. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Capt! I know what you've got for christmas!

    I've felt your presence!


    thankyou! thankyou! I'm here til thursday!

    //waves
  6. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    not even worth wasting rotten veges for.

    //gets up and walks out in disgust.
  7. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    jumps up on granny's knee

    Tell me old stories about daddy grandma
  8. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    I dont know so much about your Daddy, love, but I can tell you a story about your grandad.

    Once upon a time, all of us here met at mines and Grandpa Jon's house. We had a big party with jelly and ice cream and fizzy pop. A bit like the birthday party you had a wee while ago.

    Well...your Grandpa Andy...he was a silly man. He got absolutely rat ar- ... um... he had too much jelly and was feeling sick. So, he went to the toilet and can you guess what happened?

    He dropped his phone down the toilet.

    //shouting to the rest of them...

    Do yous remember that?

    It was so long ago.
  9. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Hahahaha what a silly man. I wish he hadn't smoked himself to an early grave :_|
  10. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    //cough... cough...

    And it's something the silly arse has been doing on a regular basis ever since! :p
  11. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    The only pressence that I have felt is that of OAC's hand woundering up my leg...
  12. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Granny, why is that grandpa chet touching unca paul's leg? Is it itchy?
  13. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    What?

    I thought he stopped being "bi" years ago...after the operation.
  14. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Do you like what I'm doing Paul? Your wife did. ;)
  15. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    What's "bi" granny? Does that mean he likes riding a bike?
  16. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    Picks up Jons walking stick and whacks OAC out cold- I dont think so matey...




  17. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    (Paul...this isnt real life...)

    Yes dear...it means he likes riding a bike ;)
  18. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    OWWWW, what was that for?
  19. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh well I'm bi to then - I can do it without stabilisers too!
  20. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    Bi Oac- He rides anything- they used to call him the village bike...
  21. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    LOl, I do anything to promote a greener environment. ;)
  22. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    //shouting

    TUPPERWARE...!!!

    See if that'll wake Alpha up.
  23. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    Thinks about Sexual Inuendo and Swear Words that would make Alpha die from his dicky Heart...
  24. Capt-Mentalist Jedi Knight

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    *the ghostly Capt. decides to throw stuff for a larf ...*

    You , the UN says in 10 years , 2050 , earth will have no fresh water .. not my problem , i'm dead .
  25. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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