The PUB #2040AD: Granny CaSS's 70th Birthday Partay

Jon...how are you doing love?

//no answer

JON...HOW ARE YOU DOING, LOVE?

//still no answer...

That darn hearing aid! Never worked right since the day he got it!

 

Aye OAC ...

see , I hit 50 ... and got meself killed in a fracas ... silly me .

 

I'll give you a fracas if you don't stop flinging things across the room. Why don't you haunt someone and give them a wedgie?

 

So how long you and Jon been Married then Cass??

 

Because a pack of old fuddy duddies like you lot cannae stop me ... at last ... my time has come ...

CAPTAIN MENTALIST RULES THE FF-UK !!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -*COUGH* DAMN MARLY'S - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

oooohhhhh around 35 years now...

 

LOL, //flashback to 2002// u got 4 years left max MoT.

 

See good leading question there-
Ya better get ready to propose Johno!!

 

He did that over a year ago - I've told yous that before.

 

Don't answer til you get the ring appraised.

 

//scratches head...

Don't recall your wearing shiny things at the time of that story you told l'il Andy now Cassy...

Ai... things were expensive in those days...

 

Poor Jon

 

My memory isnt that bad- I dont remember that- di you say yes- did he do the one knee thing- oh talking of mine- have you seen my titanium knee cap

//pulls up trouser legs a pops out his False Knee Cap
Tada!!

 

I have a ring. But its not a glitzy rock or anything...

But its a ring, bought for me by my boy all the same....and thats all that matters.

 

Yeah, Cass, these are things you haven't mentioned before....

 

Bwahah , as they fall into discussion about luvvey duvvey stuff , I appear once more victorious ... truly I am the FF-UK version of thje emporer ...

//flashback

The wedding bash will rock all I assume

 

I did, honestly. Ages and ages ago in some thread...I cant mind which.

I thought this was old news.

We dont have any plans or anything...might not even get married...

 

Well I don't rememeber any of it, but I wasn't here a year ago.

 

oo anakin love...

...watch yer knee.

 

Its ok Cass look I can move it around-
//moves the knee cap in a circular motion around he knee...
My Own little party trick!

 

Ooh, I'm all seized up

 

Ohhhh you poor old old old man
//pops knee cap back into place and walks over to CA...