Rocky M, NC The Question Game

Depends on what you are smoking.

Why did the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialadocous" save his aching nose?

FT

 

(who is the "he" you're referring? I'll try anyway..)
Because it had a certain ring to it, I guess... or because it blows, mayhaps?

Do baby squirrels have fur?

 

He was Dick Van Dyke.

About the squirrels, not when they are first born.

Whose six year old little girl would say "What has two heads, one mouth, and no brains? Give up? This thing behind me that's gonna rip you into pieces and eat your bloody entrails. Aw, Come on. I thought that was cute."?

FT

 

Probably Mordtat's, if he had one...

Are rocks alive?

 

Only the ones in my head.


Speaking of which, DOES rock beat paper and scissors?

 

No. Rocks are dead. Long live paper and scissor.

Who put the bop in the bop-shoe-bop-shoe-bop?

Edit: Curse you Eddie-Wan!

Rock breaks scissors. Paper covers Rock. And Scissors cut paper. Oh and bomb breaks rocks and burns paper, but scissors cut the fuse. You've obviously never LARPed.

So, who did put the bop in the bop-shoe-bop-shoe-bop?

 

A bop machine operator... who wished to remain anonymous...

How many standard 60-watt light bulbs does it take to burn into the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

 

depends on where you stick the bulb

when will we rename our group from eastern rim outlanders to anger management outlanders?

 

edit: to slow for Kazuma

 

Never. The Eastern Rim shall live FOREVER!!

Now about that light bulb. How many Stormtroopers does it take to screw it in?

 

Two: One to hold it, and one to tell him which way to turn it.

Why is a light saber always the same length?

 

Because George Lucas says they are.


DOES size really matter?

 

NO it doesn't, baby. I'm living proof. Girth is a nice touch, though.

Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?

 

Edit: I was denied!

Depends on the buns & hot dogs... and how many rats got there first...

Why is life like saliva?

 

Because sometimes it's all smooth and nice, but you have an occasional lump or two, and it can get rather nasty.

Why do girls not shave their arms?

 

Love for the French.

What's the deal with Guam?

 

50/50 split, in Guam's favor of course.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

 

The chicken... eggs come from the ovaries (or whatever the bird equivalent is) of a chicken, thusfore, the chicken. There would also be no chicken to hatch the egg, if the egg was first.

If a Ford can "cadillac," then can a Cadillac ford (besides fording a river?)?

 

A Cadillac can ford, but it cant 'ford as much as a Jaguar.

Why do rainbows exist?

 

Because Lephrecauns are nifty little tricksters.

Why is the Sun orange?

 

It's not. But it appears that way filtered through our atmosphere.

Why do blind cave fish have eyes?

 

so they can hear you comming (OH MY!!)

why does it take so long get 18, but so quick to get old like riff?

 

Time zones.

Next question:
Ever punch yourself really hard in the stomach to make yourself pee blood, just to watch?

 

No, but I peed in the snow once, and made the shape of a Star of David.

How many people on these boards are insane??

 

Everyone but me.

How do people claim no 2 snowflakes are alike? They go out and check each individually?