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Discussion in 'Rocky Mount, NC' started by eddie-wan-kenobi, Nov 9, 2004.

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  1. ForceTheologian Force Ghost

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    Depends on what you are smoking.

    Why did the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialadocous" save his aching nose?

    FT
  2. joe-da Jedi Master

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    (who is the "he" you're referring? I'll try anyway..)
    Because it had a certain ring to it, I guess... or because it blows, mayhaps?

    Do baby squirrels have fur?
  3. ForceTheologian Force Ghost

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    He was Dick Van Dyke.

    About the squirrels, not when they are first born.

    Whose six year old little girl would say "What has two heads, one mouth, and no brains? Give up? This thing behind me that's gonna rip you into pieces and eat your bloody entrails. Aw, Come on. I thought that was cute."?

    FT
  4. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Probably Mordtat's, if he had one...

    Are rocks alive?
  5. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    Only the ones in my head.


    Speaking of which, DOES rock beat paper and scissors?
  6. Entropy Jedi Master

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    No. Rocks are dead. Long live paper and scissor.

    Who put the bop in the bop-shoe-bop-shoe-bop?

    Edit: Curse you Eddie-Wan!

    Rock breaks scissors. Paper covers Rock. And Scissors cut paper. Oh and bomb breaks rocks and burns paper, but scissors cut the fuse. You've obviously never LARPed.

    So, who did put the bop in the bop-shoe-bop-shoe-bop?
  7. joe-da Jedi Master

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    A bop machine operator... who wished to remain anonymous...

    How many standard 60-watt light bulbs does it take to burn into the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

  8. Kazuma_Kuahara Jedi Master

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    depends on where you stick the bulb

    when will we rename our group from eastern rim outlanders to anger management outlanders?
  9. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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  10. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    Never. The Eastern Rim shall live FOREVER!!

    Now about that light bulb. How many Stormtroopers does it take to screw it in?
  11. Shindo_Windu Jedi Master

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    Two: One to hold it, and one to tell him which way to turn it.

    Why is a light saber always the same length?
  12. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    Because George Lucas says they are.


    DOES size really matter?
  13. Shindo_Windu Jedi Master

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    NO it doesn't, baby. I'm living proof. Girth is a nice touch, though.

    Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?
  14. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Edit: I was denied!

    Depends on the buns & hot dogs... and how many rats got there first...

    Why is life like saliva?
  15. Shindo_Windu Jedi Master

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    Because sometimes it's all smooth and nice, but you have an occasional lump or two, and it can get rather nasty.

    Why do girls not shave their arms?
  16. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Love for the French.

    What's the deal with Guam?
  17. Entropy Jedi Master

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    50/50 split, in Guam's favor of course.

    Which came first the chicken or the egg?
  18. joe-da Jedi Master

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    The chicken... eggs come from the ovaries (or whatever the bird equivalent is) of a chicken, thusfore, the chicken. There would also be no chicken to hatch the egg, if the egg was first.

    If a Ford can "cadillac," then can a Cadillac ford (besides fording a river?)?
  19. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    A Cadillac can ford, but it cant 'ford as much as a Jaguar.

    Why do rainbows exist?
  20. Shindo_Windu Jedi Master

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    Because Lephrecauns are nifty little tricksters.

    Why is the Sun orange?
  21. joe-da Jedi Master

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    It's not. But it appears that way filtered through our atmosphere.

    Why do blind cave fish have eyes?
  22. Kazuma_Kuahara Jedi Master

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    so they can hear you comming (OH MY!!)

    why does it take so long get 18, but so quick to get old like riff?
  23. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Time zones.

    Next question:
    Ever punch yourself really hard in the stomach to make yourself pee blood, just to watch?
  24. Shindo_Windu Jedi Master

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    No, but I peed in the snow once, and made the shape of a Star of David.

    How many people on these boards are insane??
  25. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Everyone but me.

    How do people claim no 2 snowflakes are alike? They go out and check each individually?
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