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FF:SA The "Quote" Thread

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Dark-Lord_Alf, Jan 10, 2007.

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  1. LittleTinGoddess

    LittleTinGoddess Jedi Master star 4

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    "That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down."
    -Jim Carrey
     
  2. Axicana

    Axicana Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "That's why I'm the chicken!"
    Yukari, Azumanga Daioh

    "You will rue this day!"
    Stewie, Family Guy

    "So you're not gonna eat ham?"
    "No"
    "So you're not gonna eat bacon?"
    "No"
    "So you're not gonna eat porkchops?"
    "Dad they all come from the same animal"
    "Ha ha yes, a magical animal!"
    Homer & Lisa, The Simpsons

    "So... how bout them dolphins?"
    I think it's from the birdcage :p
     
  3. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    Feb 7, 2005
    "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again"

    - Buffalo Bill
     
  4. LittleTinGoddess

    LittleTinGoddess Jedi Master star 4

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    "Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special."
    -- Chris Rock

     
  5. sith-bear-fox

    sith-bear-fox Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Oct 13, 2006
    "how does it feel to have all those souls....all their sins....now feel their pain......look into my eyes"

    ghost rider
     
  6. REACTOR_DRONE

    REACTOR_DRONE Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Mar 11, 2005
    "Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that."

    Naked gun.
     
  7. Dark-Lord_Alf

    Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013 star 4

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    Mar 19, 2005
    Bumblebee Tuna...Bumblebee Tuna !

    Ace Ventura...Pet Detective
     
  8. GuriWannabe

    GuriWannabe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 11, 2005
    Homer: "Keep looking shocked, and move slowly towards the cake"
     
  9. LittleTinGoddess

    LittleTinGoddess Jedi Master star 4

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    I wanted revenge; I wanted to dance on the graves of a few people who made me unhappy. It's a pretty infantile way to go through life - I'll show them - but I've done it, and I've got more than I ever dreamed of.
    -- Anthony Hopkins

    This one inspired me as soon as i heard it:)



     
  10. sith-bear-fox

    sith-bear-fox Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Oct 13, 2006
    "is that the best you can do?"

    dragon heart
     
  11. sith-bear-fox

    sith-bear-fox Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Ghost Rider: Your soul has been tainted by the blood of the innocent. Look into my eyes and feel their pain!

    Johnny Blaze: [as Ghost Rider] You're starting to piss me off.
    Helicopter Pilot: Sorry!


    ghost rider
     
  12. sith-bear-fox

    sith-bear-fox Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Oct 13, 2006
    Victor Von Doom: Do really think fate turned us into gods so we could refuse these gifts?
    Susan Storm: Victor, you *always* thought you were a god. Now back off.
    Victor Von Doom: Susan, let's not fight.
    Susan Storm: No, lets.
    Victor Von Doom: Susan... YOU'RE FIRED!

    fantastic four
     
  13. LittleTinGoddess

    LittleTinGoddess Jedi Master star 4

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    "You are very squishy. So I shall name you squishy. And you shall be my little squishy."
    -Dory
     
  14. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever"

    - Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest (she won in 1995)
     
  15. Axicana

    Axicana Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "Why not start with some familiar ground, like how you both killed Church?"
    "Mmm, good times."

    Red vs Blue
     
  16. sith-bear-fox

    sith-bear-fox Jedi Youngling star 2

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    babs "back from holliday are we?"
    ginger "i wasnt on holiday i was in solitary confinement"
    babs "its nice to get a bit of time to yourself isnt it"

    chicken run
     
  17. Axicana

    Axicana Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Apr 21, 2005
    Shibby!
    -Dude where's my car?

    "Kaoru and Hikari, put this uniform on him!" -Tamaki
    "Yes sir!" Kaoru & Hikari
    "Kyouya, call the hairdresser!" -Tamaki
    "Right!" -Kyouya
    "Mori, go get contact lenses from the nurse!" -Tamaki
    "Got ya!" -Mori
    "Tama-chan, what can I do?" -Hunny
    "Hunny, you... go eat the cakes" -Tamaki
    -Ouran Host High School Club
     
  18. Dark-Lord_Alf

    Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013 star 4

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    Lisa It's Your Birthday !......Happy Birthday Lisa !!!!!

    Bart & "Michael"
     
  19. sith-bear-fox

    sith-bear-fox Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Oct 13, 2006
    Loke Groundrunner: I've got three FIST fighters coming from my left!
    Annoying Pilot: Copy, Stray Dog!
    Loke Groundrunner: I, I don't think I'm Stray Dog.
    Annoying Pilot: Copy that, Red Rooster!
    Loke Groundrunner: I, I don't think I'm Red Rooster either.
    Annoying Pilot: No problem, Nasty Butler!
    Loke Groundrunner: I'm ending this transmission.


    THUMB WARS!!
     
  20. sith-bear-fox

    sith-bear-fox Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Oct 13, 2006
    Black Helmut Man: I will allow no rest until the Thumbellion is totally neutralized.
    Imperial Thumb: Excuse me, Black Helmut Man, but our super space station can easily thwart any actions of the Thumbellion.
    Black Helmut Man: Do not underestimate the power of the Thumb!
    Imperial Thumb: Oh, don't try to scare me with your ooby-dooby magic talk, Helmet Man. Your "I'm a horrifying warlock and I'm going to get you with my mystic potions" talk sicken me! I laugh at you and your "I'm a frightening wizard threat of hostility." Why don't you gather some frog legs and eyes of a newt, and conjur up a potion that will get you your face back, and perhaps make you one mere ounce less pathetic than you truly are!
    [Black Helmut Man strangles him with the "power of the Thumb"]
    Imperial Thumb: *strangled gasping*... Or not!
    [Imperial Thumb's head pops off]
    Black Helmut Man: Any other comments?
    British Thumb: I have a question! Why is it that we all speak in British accents, when we're from outer space where there's no Britain?
    [Black Helmut Man pops British Thumb's head off as well]

    thumb wars!!
     
  21. sith-bear-fox

    sith-bear-fox Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Oct 13, 2006
    Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater power, a power known throughout the universe as the...
    Barf: ...the Force?
    Yogurt: No, the Schwartz!


    space balls
     
  22. sith-bear-fox

    sith-bear-fox Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
    Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
    Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
    Major ****: I did sir. He's my cousin.
    Dark Helmet: Who is he?
    Colonel Sandurz: He's an **** sir.
    Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
    Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. ****, Major ****!
    Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
    Colonel Sandurz: He's an **** too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip ****!
    Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
    [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
    Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
    Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s!
    [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
    Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *******s!

    space balls
     
  23. LittleTinGoddess

    LittleTinGoddess Jedi Master star 4

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    Oct 7, 2006
    Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain . . .
    Andrew Clark: And an athlete . . .
    Allison Reynolds: And a basket case . . .
    Claire Standish: A princess . . .
    John Bender: And a criminal.
    Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club

    -The Breakfast Club

    Watched it last night :p

     
  24. LittleTinGoddess

    LittleTinGoddess Jedi Master star 4

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    Michelangelo: Wise man say, "forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
    -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
     
  25. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    "I'd like to be a hairdresser ... or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers"

    - Barry Wom, The Rutles "All You Need Is Cash"
     
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