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FF:SA The "Quote" Thread

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Dark-Lord_Alf, Jan 10, 2007.

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  1. LittleTinGoddess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 7, 2006
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    Lorraine McFly: When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy.
    Linda McFly: Then how am I ever supposed to ever meet anybody?
    Lorraine McFly: Well, it'll just happen, like the was I met your father.
    Linda McFly: That was so stupid! Grampa hit him with the car!

    -Back To The Future
  2. LittleTinGoddess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 7, 2006
    star 4
    [Dorothy is admiring some athletes]
    Gus Esmond: Dorothy Shaw, you're supposed to be the chaperone on the trip!
    Dorothy Shaw: Now let's get one thing straight, Gus: The chaperone's job is to make sure nobody else has any fun. But nobody chaperone's the chaperone. That's why I'm so right for this job.



    Esmond Sr.: Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money?
    Lorelei Lee: It's true.
    Esmond Sr.: Then what do you want to marry him for?
    Lorelei Lee: I want to marry him for YOUR money.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Lorelei Lee: Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?


    Lorelei Lee: Excuse me, but what is the way to Europe, France?
    Dorothy Shaw: Honey, France is IN Europe.
    Lorelei Lee: Well who said it wasn't?
    Dorothy Shaw: Well... you wouldn't say you wanted to go to North America, Mexico.
    Lorelei Lee: If that's where I wanted to go, I would.


    -Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
  3. Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 2005
    star 4
    Hail To the King Baby !

    Duke Nukem
  4. sith-bear-fox Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2006
    star 2
    Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
    [hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
    Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
    Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.

    robin hood men in tights
  5. sith-bear-fox Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2006
    star 2
    Julian: After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift.
    [presents Alex with his crown]
    Alex the Lion: No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown.
    Julian: Oh, that's OK. I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake! Go, Stevie, go!

    madagascar
  6. sith-bear-fox Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2006
    star 2
    Julian: Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...

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    Julian: If he is a King then where is his crown? I've got a crown, got a very nice one and its here on my head. Look at it. Have I got it on?


    Madagsacar
  7. sith-bear-fox Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2006
    star 2
    Julian: All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep...
    [10-second pause]
    Julian: [shouts] How long is this going to take?

    Madagascar (julian is the best)
  8. LittleTinGoddess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 7, 2006
    star 4
    Prince Akeem: t is my twenty-first birthday. Do you think perhaps just once I might use the bathroom by myself?
    Oha: Most amusing, sir. Wipers!

    -Coming To America
  9. Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 2005
    star 4
    You Do Not Have The Talking Stick.......So Shu Dup !

    King Julian
  10. jabbathenutt Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2005
    star 4
  11. Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR

    Member Since:
    Feb 7, 2005
    star 6
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff"

    --Mariah Carey
  12. jabbathenutt Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2005
    star 4
    "When there's only one race and that's mankind...we shall be free"

    G.Brooks
  13. LittleTinGoddess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 7, 2006
    star 4
    Bethany: What's he like?
    Metatron: God? Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus.
    Bethany: Sex is a joke in Heaven?
    Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

    -Dogma
  14. Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 2005
    star 4
    It's Like I'm Han You're Chewie and She's Ben Kenobi and we're in that **** up bar !

    Jay - Snoochie Boochies !
  15. LittleTinGoddess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 7, 2006
    star 4
    Baby: I carried a watermelon.
    Baby: [to herself] I carried a watermelon?
    -Dirty Dancing
  16. jabbathenutt Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2005
    star 4
    "Your highness, its not that we're afraid, far from it. Its just that we've got this thing about death......its not us"


    Barf
  17. jabbathenutt Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2005
    star 4
    "Howard Johnson is right about Olsen Johnson being right"


    ..some random guy in Blazing Saddles ;)
  18. LittleTinGoddess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 7, 2006
    star 4
    Blane: How are you doing?
    Andie: Why haven't you called me?
    Blane: Oh, I got nailed for the stable thing. I guess the groom saw us. It's against the rules.
    Andie: I called you three times and i left messages.
    Blane: Yeah? Well I didn't get them. My family... they're irresponsible about that stuff, you know?
    Andie: I waited for you this morning.
    Blane: Yeah? Where?
    Andie: Parking lot. I saw you and I thought you saw me.
    Blane: No.
    Andie: What about prom, Blane?
    Blane: Andie, I'm having a bad day. Can we talk later?
    Andie: No. What about prom?
    Blane: Why don't we meet after school?
    Andie: No! What abot prom?
    Blane: Andie, come on.
    Andie: Just say it.
    Blane: What?
    Andie: Just say it. I wanna hear you say it.
    Blane: Andie, please, all right?
    Andie: I wanna hear you say it.
    Blane: A month ago, I asked somebody else and I forgot.
    [Andie pushes him against a locker]
    Andie: YOu're a liar! You're a filthy, **** no-good liar. You don't have the guts to tell me the truth. Just say it!
    Blane: I'm not lying.
    Andie: Tell me!

    -Pretty in Pink
  19. jabbathenutt Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2005
    star 4
    "I dont need no-one to tell me about heaven. I look at my daughter and i believe"

    E. Kowalczyk
  20. LittleTinGoddess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 7, 2006
    star 4
    "I needed you
    Probably as bad as I need another hole in the head
    Was I mean to you?
    Car keys in your hand
    I believe that you would leave me for dead"
    -Chad Kroegor,Nickelback
  21. REACTOR_DRONE Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 11, 2005
    star 3
    Joe Young: We're from The Church of Jesus Christ.
    Old Lady: Oh, the Mormons?
    Joe Young: That's right. I'm elder Young and this is elder White.
    Old Lady: Well, you two boys can just **** right off.
    Joe Young: Ma'am?
    Old Lady: You heard me. Take that book of Mormon and shove it so far up your righteous ***es that you choke, you soul soliciting pig****ers.

    [face_mischief]
  22. oz_skipp Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 20, 2004
    star 4
    Worst. Meme. Ever. - Comic Book Guy.

    5 words? Out. For. A. Walk.....Bitch! - Spike.
  23. Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 2005
    star 4
    "Bunch of Slack Jawed ******* around here ! This Stuff will make you a God Damned Sexual Tyrannosaurus Just Like Me !"

    Blain - Predator

  24. LittleTinGoddess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 7, 2006
    star 4
    Stanley Smith: Francine, you be very careful out there today, we're at terror alert orange! Which means something might go down somewhere in some way at some point in time.
    [shouts]
    Stanley Smith: So look sharp!


    Steve Smith: I touched her hand, her hand touched her boob. By the transitive property, I touched her boob! Algebra's awesome!

    -American Dad
  25. LittleTinGoddess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 7, 2006
    star 4
    Hayley Smith: You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunactics would agree to gun control.
    Stanley Smith: You know what I have to say to that?
    [pauses]
    Stanley Smith: Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.


    Hayley Smith: My mother stole my boyfriend!
    Stanley Smith: And your boyfriend stole my wife! Let's get back at them by dating each other!
    [pause]
    Stanley Smith: Wait a minute... Daddy didn't think that one through.

    Klaus: Now, straddle mein bowl!

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