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FF:SA The "Quote" Thread

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Dark-Lord_Alf, Jan 10, 2007.

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  1. LittleTinGoddess

    LittleTinGoddess Jedi Master star 4

    Oct 7, 2006
    Young Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar. Guess what?
    Scar: I despise guessing games.
    Young Simba: I'm going to be King of Pride Rock.
    Scar: Oh Goodee.
    Young Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all. Heheh.
    Scar: Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.
    Young Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm King, what'll that make you?
    Scar: A monkey's uncle.
    Young Simba: You're so weird.
    Scar: You have no idea.

    Nala: Have you guys seen Simba?
    Timon: I thought he was with you.
    Nala: He was but now I can't find him. Where is he?
    Rafiki: You won't find him here. The King has returned.
    Nala: I don't believe it. He's gone back.
    Timon: What?
    [Looks up to see Rafiki has disappeared]
    Timon: Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey?
    Nala: Simba's gone back to challenge Scar.
    Timon: Who?
    Nala: Scar.
    Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
    Nala: No no no. It's his uncle.
    Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
    Nala: No. Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king.
    Timon, Pumbaa: Ohhh.

    [Woken by Simba]
    Sarabi: Your son is awake.
    Mufasa: Before sunrise he's YOUR son.

    Pumbaa: Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
    Timon: Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know.
    Pumbaa: Oh. What are they?
    Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
    Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
    Timon: Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.
  2. LittleTinGoddess

    LittleTinGoddess Jedi Master star 4

    Oct 7, 2006
    Sorry gone a bit Disney crazy...[face_blush] :p

    Pacha: We're on our honeymoon.
    Waitress: Bless you for coming out in public

    Yzma: Are you talking to that squirrel?
    Kronk: I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures.
    [to squirrel]
    Kronk: Please continue.
    [squirrel talks to Kronk]
    Yzma: [walking away] Why me? Why me? Why me? Why...?
    Kronk: Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy's had it rough. Seems a talking llama gave him a hard time the other day.
    [Yzma rushes over to them]
    Yzma: Oh, a talking llama? Do tell.
    [squirrel whispers to Kronk]
    Kronk: Uh, he doesn't really wanna talk to you.
    Yzma: Well, then *you* ask him.
    Kronk: [sigh] Hate being in the middle.
    Kronk: [speaking squirrel] Squeaky, uh, squeak, sqeaker, squeakin'.

    [Kuzco considers seven potential brides who all look remarkably alike]
    Kuzco: Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. And, let me guess, you have a great personality.

    [Kronk's Shoulder Angel and Devil debate saving Kuzco]
    Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one. Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
    Kronk's Shoulder Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.
    Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Oh, right. That's a harp, and that's a dress.
    Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Robe!
    Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Reason number two. Look what I can do. Ha-ha, ha!
    [does one-armed handstand]
    Kronk: But what does that have to do with me?
    Kronk's Shoulder Angel: No, no. He's got a point.
    Kronk: Listen, you guys. You're sort of confusing me, so, um, begone... or, um, however I get rid of you guys.
    Kronk's Shoulder Devil: That'll do.
    [Angel and devil disappear]

  3. LittleTinGoddess

    LittleTinGoddess Jedi Master star 4

    Oct 7, 2006
    Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
    Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
    Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.
    [to Squirt]
    Marlin: Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. say the first thing again.

    Dory: How about we play a game?
    Marlin: All right.
    Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
    Marlin: It's me.
    Dory: Right!
    Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small...
    Marlin: Me again.
    Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants...
    Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
    Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
    Dory: Okay, that's just scary.

    Dory: [Dory playing with a baby jellyfish] I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy!

    Dory: Hi. I'm Dory.
    Anchor, Chum, Bruce: Hello, Dory.
    Dory: And, uh, well... well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.
    [the sharks applaud]
    Chum: Wow, that's incredible!
    Bruce: Good on ya, mate!
    Dory: Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.

    Bubbles: So, the Big Blue. What's it like?
    Nemo: Umm... big... and blue?
    Bubbles: I knew it.
  4. Dark-Lord_Alf

    Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013 star 4

    Mar 19, 2005
    Luke At That Speed Will We Be Able To Pull Out In Time ?

  5. LittleTinGoddess

    LittleTinGoddess Jedi Master star 4

    Oct 7, 2006
    Annie: I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. And then I found out. "Single" he told me. Single, my ass. Not only was he married... oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home, I fixed him his drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
  6. LittleTinGoddess

    LittleTinGoddess Jedi Master star 4

    Oct 7, 2006
    Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?

    -Pirates Of The Caribbean 3: At World's end
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