The Quote/ Words of Wisdom Thread

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  1. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    Post quotes from famous people, and just some words of wisdom you've been told to in life. :)

    True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island.... to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing.

    Baltasar Gracian
  2. Jedi_Knight_Seifer Jedi Master

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    A Smith & Wesson always beats four aces. -Anonymous

    Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -words to live by
  3. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    Hold a friend's hand through times of trial,
    Let her find love through a hug and smile;
    But also know when it is time to let go__
    For each and every one of us must learn to grow.

    Sharon A.Heilbrunn
  4. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

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    "It isn't bragging if you can do it." - Yogi Berra and Nolan Ryan.
  5. Jedi_Knight_Seifer Jedi Master

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    Both of those are good ones.
  6. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    ~Real Men Love Jesus~

    ~He is a governor that governs his passions, and he is a servant that serves them~
  7. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

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    Some funny ones:

    "I bent my wookie"~ Ralph Wiggum
    "It tastes like burning!"~ Ralph Wiggum
    "How do you like riding a girls bike?"~ Bart Simpson
    "I find it strangely comfortable"~ Milhouse


    "Yes, but if one or two of the girls we're ever to find out..."~ Miroku
    "SIT!"~Shippou
    "Aagh!"~Inu-Yasha as he falls down
    "Yes, big sit."~ Miroku
  8. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    ~Fear God and your enemies will fear you!~
  9. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself

    Henry Winkler
  10. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    ~A Picture is worth a thousand words, and a thousand words is worth a page~
    [face_laugh] see what happens whenever I have too much time on my hands? I create dumb sayings! [face_laugh]
  11. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

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    "Bart's growing up without me. He won't be ten forever."~ Homer.
  12. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    ~If God is for me, whom can be agianst me?~
  13. Jedi_Knight_Seifer Jedi Master

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    They cannot become conscious until they rebel. And they cannot rebel until after they have become conscious -1984
  14. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    ~A dream is a reality to the mind~
  15. Across_the_Stars Jedi Knight

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    "You will find, as you look back upon your life, that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you had done things in the spirit of love."

    "Work like you don't need the money, love like it's never going to hurt, and dance like nobody's watching."

    "Ideas are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny."

    Aristotle: Wit is educated insolence.
    Shakespeare: Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

    "If everything is under control, you are going too slow."

    "True friends stab you in the front."

    "It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing."
  16. Across_the_Stars Jedi Knight

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    These are for you Stridarious -
    because real men don't love jesus.

    "If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ?God is crying?. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ?Probably, because of something you did?."

    "The being we call god is merely a pawn working for a powerful and rational force in some far-off galaxy. This force is trying to weed out people who are irrational by seeing who would be stupid enough to believe in his god illusion so easily. Those that believe in this illusion, he will send to eternal damnation and he will deliver the rational beings, those who stoically refused to believe in a god, to heaven."
  17. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    ~Man does not know as he ought to know~
  18. Jedi_Daniel Manager Emeritus

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    My Words of Wisdom:

    ?Be one with your inner-geek.?

    ?Spam tastes funny.?

    ?Duck!?

    And... ?Careful what you touch with your tongue.?
  19. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

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    "I beg to differ. Our revolution is perfectly legal. It is only in the third person, their revolution, that it becomes illegal." ~Ben Franklin in 1776

    "It's hot as hell in Philadelphia!"~ The 2nd Colonial Congress in 1776
  20. Jedi_Daniel Manager Emeritus

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    ?What if??

    -The Time Machine.
  21. Jedi_Knight_Seifer Jedi Master

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    You can lead a horse to water but if you can get it to float on its back you've got something -anonymous
  22. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    ~Like a Bird that strays from its nest is a man who strays from his home.~
  23. Jedi_Knight_Seifer Jedi Master

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  24. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    ~God is Love, and Love became a lamb for us~
  25. Jedi_Knight_Seifer Jedi Master

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    "Hard to see the darkside is." -If you don't know who said this you isn to be peunished.
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