Okay, I've been at the JC with this username for, oh, about three and a half years. And yet, strangly, I don't have over 10,000 posts. This is, IMO, terrible. This is also one of the reasons I decided to join BB. I figure, over the course of intelligent conversation, debate, and rampant spamming, I can bring my total all the way up to the big 1-0. Right now, I'm at...7,510. That's 2,490 off of my goal. There's somewhere around 15 weeks of Big Brother ahead of us, which means I have to post 166 times a week, or around 24 times a day. This is doable, with your help. How can you help, you might (maybe?) ask? Three ways: 1. Post many mindless, spam-oriented threads that have to do with things that interest me. I'm thinking Target threads, drinking threads, and public nudity threads. 2. If I make a post, please respond to it with a question or snide remark that demands my response. This will make sure that I stay involved, and meet my quota. And lastly, and most importantly: 3. DO NOT VOTE ME OFF. Seriously, folks. You vote me off, I don't make 10K...that's the sort of depression that can send a man spiraling into the Pit of Dispair for many a Fortnight. And you don't want that Happening, right?