Social Games The Rancor Pit (EUC Dueling thread)

*Puts foot on top of zombie's head* And stay there! *tosses some dirt on it just for fun*

 

*Grabs Swannies ankle and tries to bite it.*

 

*Yanks ankle away and sprays zombie jar jar with liquid methane before jumping away and lighting it on fire (although I believe the thing catches on fire when exposed to oxygen*

 

*Runs around the Pit screaming*

Oh desa fire doin murder to mesa skin, it buwns, it buwns!

 

*watches the zombie run around, and begins to laugh*

 

That's so cruel!

*Sprays water on it to extinguish the flames.*

Now do it again please!

 

*Finishes eating the bug swarm and looks at the smoking ZJJ*

Perhaps?

*Shoots a bag of pelleted carbon ice into ZJJ, then shoots warm stream of water at ZJJ and watches for the frozen carbon dioxide to explode violently*

 

I must say I am enjoying the ever more creative ways of dispatching these foul creatures.

 

*takes a detonator and sticks it into the mouth of a disembodied zombie head. Hurls the head into a thick group of zombies, and watches the 'fireworks' from a distance*







EDIT: Darn! I should have included land mines!

 

*Fires another 107mm shell to make up for the lack of mines*

Great, now I got zombie blood all over the tank...

 

*hoses off the tank*

 

*Watches as Paddy hoses off said tank with zombie blood*

*Put war paint on her face and fires flaming, little kid's snot covered arrows at the ZJJ's, eager to see if you can smell fire*

 

My aunts cat tested that theory

Literally, she hopped up on the table and started sniffing a lit candle

 

*Watches a zombie sniffing at his arm the moment it gets hit by an arrow* hmmmmm *watches the zombie's ears catch on fire*

 

*finishes hosing, and plants several land mines around a crowd of zombies, and sea the force to drop another head on one*

KABOOM!

 

*watches as a head bounces off the Tank and through a conveniently placed basketball hoop*

THREE POINTS!!!

 

zombiejarjars?????????? WHERE??????????????

 

*points* THERE!

 

AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Theysa all bombad.

 

mesa back!

*shambles towards Dece*

 

*sprays zombies with undiluted citric acid in their eyes*

 

ow mesa eyes!

 

*watches as Lenea swings the tanks turret around, using the gun to knock ZJJ's down like bowling pins*