Social Games The Rancor Pit (EUC Dueling thread)

*enters, tears down the propaganda poster, and leaves*

I'll get my e-bro for this later.

 

What's wrong, Paddy?

 

*pauses at the exit*

Oh, hi Cushing. Nothing's wrong, just my brother's VERY curious sense of humor!

 

Very well.

 

*enters the arena with darkened glee in her eyes, and she slowly wanders through the vast arena.*

Oh brooooooother, where aaaaaaare yoooou?

*The zombies amble in all directions, but none of them go straight at her. Ever since her last time in this Pit, they have been oddly docile towards her...perhaps a "Don't mess with me, and I won't mess with you" dynamic. She notices the Head of the Pit eyeing her with an air of suspicion from his post above, and Alisha's voice takes a much sweeter, innocently playful tone*

Come on out! Let's play!

Ananta Chetan

 

Meanwhile, simultaneously occurring in another part of the TFN Galaxy...

Ananta Chetan: When was the last time you saw her?

Admiral Volshe: Yesterday.

Ananta Chetan: And do you know where she is now?

Admiral Volshe: No.

Ananta Chetan: Admiral, I need your help. She's in great danger.

Admiral Volshe : From the Sith?

Ananta Chetan: From herself. Volshe, Paddy has turned into...Zombie Jar Jar.

Admiral Volshe: You're wrong! How could you even say that?

Ananta Chetan: I have seen a security hologram......of her......eating brains.

Admiral Volshe: Not Paddy...she couldn't.

Ananta Chetan: She was deceived by a lie, well all were. After the death of Jar Jar, Paddy became his zombie.

Admiral Volshe: I don't believe you. I can't.

Ananta Chetan: Volshe...I must find her...She has become a very great threat.

Admiral Volshe: I can't.

Ananta Chetan: *compassionate pause* Paddy was your sister...wasn't she?

Admiral Volshe: *Looks downward, silently, devastated*

Ananta Chetan: I'm so sorry.



Admiral Volshe

 

I honestly don't know whether I should or to that.

 

I...freaking...hate you, Ananta! *tries and fails to sound threatening while laughing*

 

Perhaps our resident Pit Master Bardan_Jusik can summon forth a cameo appearance by the genuine ZJJ himself, for the sheer delight of his fans.

 

I'll see what I can do.

 

*Gazes about the massive arena with her eyes still darkened; clearly, her brother is in no mood for her little 'games'. Her attention drifts to the zombies ambling about, and her mind drifts to a rogue zombie attack in the Cantina not long ago.*

 

*Feeling neglected and left idle for far too long, the Rancor takes matters into its own hands*

 

I believe that he too would find Fett a bit indigestible.

I understand there was a zed sighting in teh mole thread though....

 

*whips around at the unmistakable roaring, and gazes up at the angry Rancor with a dark smirk*

Feeling lonely, big guy? Togrutas are, unfortunately, indigestible too!

*activates her lightsaber, and races across the rubble-strewn ground to the monster. Leaping in the air, she slashes the beast across it's face, forcing it to release the Mando trapped in it's massive fist*

 

Some species of Rancor even view fresh Mandalorian as a delicacy. They often prepare them by either simply roasting them on a spear over an open fire or boiling them Gamorrean style in a special spicy broth. The Rancors then feast upon the cooked Mandos by snapping their limbs or pulling them apart at the seams, slurping out their insides, similar to how the human species eats snow crab...or so I've been told.

 

You have been lied to.

 

Straight from the pages of the Kubaz Cookbook.

 

Yeah still not buying it. But go ahead and try again.

 

A fake one apparently. Imitators are so hard to deal with.

 

Mitthy gives them out for free. Just ask for a copy, I'm sure he'll comply.

He may not have noticed that particular recipe though. It appears way back in the appendix of the Special Edition under Tatooine Creature Concoctions.

 

*begins to sway slightly with a pale green pigment in her face* Bleeeck....Keep talking about sentient "delicacies" and I'm definately going to be sick!

 

Now I know you got a rip off, as Kubaz do not cook the truly sentient species. Nor do we advocate such things Not to mention I have eaten this alternate sea insect and found it well but implemented a lip pull more than suck to get the meat out, as well as breaking the armored bits in twain.

As insects cannot truly be sentient, we hold this truth to be true. Now onward with your regularly scheduled programing of gore and violence.

 

*stands idly in the shadows, away from the action, simply to watch*