Indi, IN The REAL Star Wars Quote Game

The rules: Pick a quote from one of the movies, strategically altering it to include the word "underpants". Examples:

You came in those underpants? You?re braver than I thought.

No one ever worries about upsetting a droid. That?s ?cause droids don?t rip off your underpants when they lose.

It is time we revealed our underpants to the Jedi.

 

Star Wars Episode I- The Phantom Underpants
Star Wars Episode II- The Clone Underpants
Star Wars Episode III- (underpants as yet untitled)
Star Wars Episode IV-A New Underpants
Star Wars Episode V-The Underpants Strike Back
Star Wars Episode VI-The Underpants of the Jedi

Trooper:How long have you had those underpants?
Luke: About three or four seasons.
Ben: They're for sale if you want them..
Trooper:Let me see your underpants!
Ben: You don't need to see his underpants
Ben: These aren't the underpants you're looking for.
Trooper: These aren't the underpants we're looking for.
Ben: Move along...
Trooper: Move along...

 

LMAO!

 

"Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's underpants"

 

As discussed with George, heres my entry:

Vader to Lando in ESB: "I am altering the underpants, prey I don't alter them any further!"

 

Greedo: Jabba doesn't like smugglers who drop their underpants shipments
Han: Look, tell Jabba I have the underpants.
Greedo: Give me the underpants, and I MIGHT only take your ship.
Han: I don't have them WITH me...

 

Han: "And I thought underpants smelled bad on the outside"

 

"Mynocks... chewing on the underpants"

 

I used to bullseye underpants in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than 2 meters...

 

VADER: I find your lack of underpants disturbing, Commander.

 

We have no time for our underpants, General.

 

we must use the underpants inside this r2 unit

 

1) Luke: But I was going in to Toshi Station to pick up some underpants!
Owen: You can mess around with your underpants later.

2) Ben: And these blast marks... too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Underpants are so precise.

3) These underpants are now the ultimate weapon in the universe... I suggest we use them.

Or something...

 

Don't try and frighten us with your sorcerer's underpants, Lord Vader...

 

What? With the underpants down, I can't see a thing. How am I supposed to fight?

 

A TPM Quote:

Watto: Republic underpants are no good out here!

 

"Hard to see, the underpants is" - Yoda

"They will never get me into one of those dreaded underpants" - C3P0

Darth Vader: "Luke, if you only knew the power of the underpants. Join me, and together we could rule the galaxy as father and son"
Luke: "I'll never wear underpants"
Darth Vader: "Then you will die"

 

Yoda: Judge me by my underpants, do you?

*snicker*

 

Search your underpants, you know this to be true!

 

Luke: "Han, can you reach my underpants?"

 

Underpants accepted, Captain Needa...

 

That's no moon that's his underpants.

Will somebody get these walking underpants out of my way.

I offer you a gift these 2 underpants.

Imperial troops have entered the underpants.

Give the evauation code and get to your underpants.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good pair of underpants.

 

Qui Gon: Your son has the highest underwear count i've ever seen in a boy his age.

 

I have a bad feeling about underpants.

 

May the underpants be with you