The Rebellion Secret Base: Did We Mention Our Unicorns are Invulnerable?

Give me five minutes with her and a pillow and I'll find out!

 

Not the feather pillow!

What next, the comfortable chair?

 

Yes! bring in.....THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!

 

You know, I didn't expect that.

 

I see what you did there.

 

Not the comfy chair!

 

This is the rebellion. We have very comfy chairs...as opposed to those stiff, conformist, brutally efficient (unpleasantly so) chairs.

 

The Empire has swivel chairs! Swivel chairs are fun.

 

But do they have hideously orange chairs?

I don't think so.

 

This guy could only dream of a swivel chair, not to mention one that had any comfort, or was orange:

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No...

We just invited ourselves.

 

Yeah! Oh burn!

 

You expect the Rebellion to wait for an invitation?

 

Yeah! Take that! Hey DI, pound it man.

 

Anybody want to take a little trip?

 

*elbows Jello*

What kind of trip is it?

 

*whispers in Jello's ears in an Imperial Battle code* Jello you fool don't meddle in the affairs of the bounty hunters

*to everyone else* It is a trip to Cloud City, all expense paid courtesy of the Imperials..whose reservations have been changedthanks to my abilities....

 

You know you wanna go, it's free I'll even give you this as a token of my goodwill

*Hands over det pack remote* There are charges placed on a few of the gravity well generators in nearby systems.

 

there are unicorns here?

 

Yes.

And they are named Charlie.

 

all the unicorns are name charlie?