Oceania The Rhyming Thread

The splintering of bones, the snap and the crack!

Escaped, did Luke, by the skin of his teeth...

 

Almost as quik as a dammed thief.

And went to Dagobah to meet the short green guy.

 

His X-Wing then fell from the sky.

The swamp was dark and warm and wet,

 

He trained with Yoda whom he had met,
and hurried off to Bespin.

 

Driven by the pain his freinds were in.

But Han was frozen, 3PO in pieces,

 

And by his side he had no nieces.

Except for his sexy lass

 

Much better looking than Boss Nass.

Dath Vader laid an evil trap

 

Luke said to him: 'Your full of crap!'

And threw him into ROTJ

 

E_S

 

Your breaking the freakin' rulz man!!!!

 

...considering that Ender_Sai there is obviously totally unable to complete this simple exercise...

Luke said to him: 'Your full of crap!'
And threw him into ROTJ

And bot was he no DJ
But Luke rocked his world and stuff

 

Until the Emperor said: 'Enough!'
And lightening came through his hands

 

It flew through the air, it zapped Luke and
Luke then fell right down to the floor

 

Daddy got up, threw Palps into the core.
And looked like crap, he was dying.

 

He and Luke were about to go flying
When on the way, he fell

 

flesh and plastic sure would smell,
when luke set pops alight,