Oceania The Rhyming Thread

An imposing figure ever-ready to attack,

Old Ben said he was more machine than Man,

 

less human being, more old tin can.

However Vader had love left in his heart...

E_S

 

And in a suit like that, never could fart.


Must have annoyed him, all those itches...

 

in the Imperials there was a dearth of b*****,

but at least he once had Padme...

 

before choosing to take the dark way,

Dooku cut off his arm in a fight,

 

But then did Yoda set things right,
when the little green man....

 

*kicks JP for stealing my post *


Rocked on up with a kick butt plan.

"Hey dude, strong with the Force are you?"

 

When it comes to true power, you haven't a clue,

And he flipped and he twirled as he battled the Sith,

 

He thanked the Force that he wasn't as ugly as a Bith.

Having said that, he fancied young Yaddle,


E_S

 

And gave her a paddle.


She looked at him with seductive eyes...

 

For she assumed that he was more that just wise

However, she left the Jedi Council before the war

E_S

 

An honourable Jedi would have done more,

Now the Jedi grow weak as the sith build their power,

 

...will we ever see Padme in the shower?

Anakin, we suspect, will soon...

E_S

 

...or use the Force, to see the "moon."

We know in time he will get a new sabre...

 

And leaves poor Padme sweating in Labor?


What will become of the Forceful young tykes?

 

Who'd've thought one day race through Endor on Speeder Bikes!

Alas, Luke felt feelings beyond that which was the norm,

E_S

 

When he beheld his dear sister's scantily clad form ...


And audiences started to feel a strange quiver

 

Like Luke in a cave; an eerie shiver.

Alas! All was good; Han coveted Leia too!

E_S

 

Those who didn't were far and few,

When Jabba dressed her in a gold bikini

 

Even Jawas would scream "Oontini!"

Princess then did strangle the crime boss...

E_S

 

Like father, like daughter, except no Force.

Now Admiral Ackbar--not so hot...

 

All those things on his face looked like pockets of snot.

An attack on the Deathstar old Ackbar would lead...

 

But he knew the fleet would suffer and bleed.


So he changed the course of SW history and decided to stay home that day..

 

But his twin brother led the fleet anyway,

Best he did was exclaim, "It's a trap!"

 

"Han & Leia haven't found the secret catflap!"


But Harvey Two-Face - oops, Lando - never did doubt