Oceania The Rhyming Thread

That the Joker... er... Luke would sort it all out.

But we all know the Ewoks saved the day,

 

With rocks and wood they made the empire pay,

Luke dressed in Black went to face lord vader,

 

He said to yoda "I'll see ya later!"

And went on his ship to his see dad

 

Who once was a Jedi but had since turned bad,

The Emperor wanted luke on his side,

 

And for that his doting dad got fried


And the emperor met an unfortunate end

 

At Vader's last breath, did Luke Tend,
And so it was that the 2nd Death Star was nuked...

 

Unlike the first one, which might've been fluked.

"Stay on target!" old Pops did cry.

 

"And send bits of Tarkin into the sky!"


And just before Tarkin finally went BOOOOOM! ...

 

In a brief patch of insanity he armed his troops with a broom!

Had he forseen the danger they'd cause,

E_S

 

and then a raucous pause!,
as the Death Star kicked the ghost...

 

And a lone ewok played the last post


Until a bit of emperor knocked him flat

 

So han sold him as a door mat!
it fetched a high price in the ewok market,

 

And Stormtroopers used it as a practice target,
oh life was so much simpler on Endor.

 

When the loudest noise was Leia's snore,


And Bashful & Doc - erm, Wicket & Chirpa - slept peacefully

 

Leia, ever so regally,
Adorned Lukes, Chewie's and Han' neck with gold medallions...

 

Then lap-danced Han during the celebrations!


But little did she know, that soon after,

 

Luke would look dafter,
then a man in a skirt...

 

When with a female ewok he did coyly flirt,


Though later he claimed intoxication

 

he made many a rude gyration,
with the poor little Ewok...

 

who recieved such a shock,

that she took out a spear

 

And promptly lodged it in Luke's rear.


'Twas said the scream was heard from Sullust..

 

(gah!!)

(I new that would happen!)

 

And thus Luke's butt was bulldust,
but he was promptly made better..

 

By a Wookiee looking much like an Irish setter.

(Seventy replies! This thread's getting big!)

 

But then came along Boba Fetter!,
to avenge the death of his dad, Jango Wetter!