Oceania The Rhyming Thread

For Jango had writ his final letter.
*pause*
The bounty hunter took out his gun.

 

Whilst Princess Leia set hers to stun,
and this time Boba wanted royal booty,

 

He had a problem with girls who acted snooty.
He fired, missed her, but an Ewok was hit.

 

And Leia was so scared out of her wit,
that she fell ass over tit .

 

"Why are we still heading towards it?!"
'Cause young JP has it on the brain!

 

Don't touch there, it causes pain!
Otter slapped leia mwahaha!

 

And Marv turned this thread into a bru-har-har!

Returning, most deftly, to the topic at hand...

E_S

 

Poor Han just couldn't understand,

Why Leia seemed so into Luke

 

Why a dashing scoundrel was left forsook,


By a princess who preferred a whiney kid,

 

Who could not, it seems, the Corellian outbid!

Patience brought the scoundrel the lady's heart...

E_S

 

But he got sick, and much he would fart,

that didnt stop her, she threw a baboon

 

Marvin better get back on topic soon,

Anakin lived as a slave for many years,

 

Over his mum's fate ,little Ani shed many tears ,
oh I wonder if Ani did like the band Tears for Fears?...

 

Upon winning losing his mother that boy ditched all his peers.

"Time for revenge," said he,

 

[JP, stop rhyming your lines! The idea is to make a rhyme for the previous post and then start a new line and please try and keep to topic, it's too easy if you can put any old crap]

As he slaughted the tuskans with murderous glee,

but it troubled him so when the killing was done,

 

That violent act earnt respect from no one.

He cried to his girlfriend: "I killed them all!"

 

And so this baby Sith learned to crawl,


and then took his first lumbering steps,

 

much to the glee of the Jedi Council's reps,

For they did not see his darkness within,

 

From the Dark Side, perceptions were rather thin.

He trained, and liked to make things float...

 

He sailed with Padme on a Gondola boat.

For them it was, as if the love was true,

 

as sure enough as his lightsaber was blue!

Forbidden, it was, for a Jedi to love

E_S

 

But they all gave that the shove!

Anakin and Padme were married at last,

 

But Ani dumped Padme real fast,
as he joined with Dooku and Palps..

 

and started to collect Jedi scalps.

Though he didn't know it two babies were born,

 

the boy to be a slave to his uncle's scorn,


and his sister to became a snappy princess,