Oceania The Rhyming Thread

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  1. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    whose hair was seldom seen in a mess.

    The son wasn't happy, he learnt how to whine,
  2. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Lived his youth in peace, in a home quite fine
    But the Empire killed his family, so...
  3. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    When he went to move on a few tears did flow.

    That farm boy and an old man walked into a bar.
  4. Saintheart Chosen One

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    The old man left one guy's arm a smoking char.
    They saw a ship captain by the name of Han...
  5. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    Who boasted of his ship in a yarn.

    He and the old man negotiated a price,
  6. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

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    For passage on a ship won with a dice,


    But wily Han suspected something fishy,
  7. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    For all he knew that fossil could be from Rishi,

    He didn't want any Imperial 'trouble,'
  8. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

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    For fear they'd reduce the Falcon to rubble,


    And he'd never pay back the slimey Jabba,
  9. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    He'd suffer a worse fate than Ponda Baba.

    But the credits he needed so give passage he did,
  10. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

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    to the smelly old hermit and the whiney kid,


    but first Han ran into greedy ol Greedo,
  11. foxy_kenobi Jedi Master

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    After whom death did surely follow,

    Taken out by a blaster, Hans' stated preference
  12. -luigi- Jedi Master

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    But damn George changed it to self defense,

    Many a fan boy cringed at that moment,
  13. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

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    and among many am I strong exponent,


    to Change it back, George, for mercy's sake!
  14. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    Don't let watching that scene make us ache!

    Back to the story, and Vader talks to the Grand Moff,
  15. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    With the Death Star gone it was time to go to Hoth,

    The Rebellion survived for another few years,
  16. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    Any battles won were accompanied by many cheers.

    That safty did not last for very long,
  17. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    due to a licensing entity - the YUUZHAN VONG!

    In their onslaught they killed poor Chewie...

    E_S
  18. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    You could hear it a mile away, 1,2,3, kablooie!

    Meanwhile, back at the falcon
  19. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Han and Leia looked like they were gonna get it on...
    Only to be interrupted by a 3-P-0...
  20. JediMasterKieca Force Ghost

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    (You bastard :p You know how hard it is to rhyme to that??)
  21. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    He did it on purpose, that cheeky prat! ;)

    Returning, as always, to the tale of Luke n' Vader...

    E_S
  22. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    As always, the story sticks to the narrow and straighter.

    The two of them prepared for the fight scene
  23. Saintheart Chosen One

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    In a carbon chamber, with a freezer mean.

    Blue and red sabers lit up the dark...

    (JMK: Show? Know? Flow? Blow? Hello? Surely I'm not that mean... :D )
  24. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

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    And the battle raged until Vader said Hark!


    There's something Obi-Wan forgot to mention,
  25. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    A revelation that caught Luke's attention,
    I am your dad, chirped old Vader,

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