Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by -luigi-, Mar 2, 2003.
whose hair was seldom seen in a mess.
The son wasn't happy, he learnt how to whine,
Lived his youth in peace, in a home quite fine
But the Empire killed his family, so...
When he went to move on a few tears did flow.
That farm boy and an old man walked into a bar.
The old man left one guy's arm a smoking char.
They saw a ship captain by the name of Han...
Who boasted of his ship in a yarn.
He and the old man negotiated a price,
For passage on a ship won with a dice,
But wily Han suspected something fishy,
For all he knew that fossil could be from Rishi,
He didn't want any Imperial 'trouble,'
For fear they'd reduce the Falcon to rubble,
And he'd never pay back the slimey Jabba,
He'd suffer a worse fate than Ponda Baba.
But the credits he needed so give passage he did,
to the smelly old hermit and the whiney kid,
but first Han ran into greedy ol Greedo,
After whom death did surely follow,
Taken out by a blaster, Hans' stated preference
But damn George changed it to self defense,
Many a fan boy cringed at that moment,
and among many am I strong exponent,
to Change it back, George, for mercy's sake!
Don't let watching that scene make us ache!
Back to the story, and Vader talks to the Grand Moff,
With the Death Star gone it was time to go to Hoth,
The Rebellion survived for another few years,
Any battles won were accompanied by many cheers.
That safty did not last for very long,
due to a licensing entity - the YUUZHAN VONG!
In their onslaught they killed poor Chewie...
You could hear it a mile away, 1,2,3, kablooie!
Meanwhile, back at the falcon
Han and Leia looked like they were gonna get it on...
Only to be interrupted by a 3-P-0...
(You bastard You know how hard it is to rhyme to that??)
He did it on purpose, that cheeky prat!
Returning, as always, to the tale of Luke n' Vader...
As always, the story sticks to the narrow and straighter.
The two of them prepared for the fight scene
In a carbon chamber, with a freezer mean.
Blue and red sabers lit up the dark...
(JMK: Show? Know? Flow? Blow? Hello? Surely I'm not that mean... )
And the battle raged until Vader said Hark!
There's something Obi-Wan forgot to mention,
A revelation that caught Luke's attention,
I am your dad, chirped old Vader,