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Oceania The Rhyming Thread

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by -luigi-, Mar 2, 2003.

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  1. darth_brutus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
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    (I hate it when people beat me to it :( :p)

    Luke felt stabbed in the heart by a Tusken Raider.

    He cried out "Nooooooo"
  2. -luigi- Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 26, 2002
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    and let his hurt feelings show,

    and claimed that Vader lied,
  3. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    With a plunge into darkness, it seemed he had died.

    But Leia had heard him from far away...
  4. -luigi- Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 26, 2002
    star 4
    and chewie was there to save the day,

    Lando thought the hyperdrive was fixed,
  5. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
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    And they'd get away in just a few clicks,


    But Lando was mistaken or just plain lying,
  6. GoobaFish Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 15, 2002
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    ...and chased they were, many TIEs came flying.

    Vader called to his son on the Falcon,
  7. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
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    But Luke, somewhat skeptical, though he meant a'scalpin'

    Though he made contact he soon was gone...

    E_S
  8. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Dec 16, 2000
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    Like that other vanisher, the late Qui-Gon!

    Going back now to an earlier time...
  9. Otter Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 16, 2001
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    When Luke's was not the only whine,

    "He's holding me back", the padawan moaned.

    (all right, my first, last and only PT rhyme.)
  10. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
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    His angst ridden force-skills he felt already honed!

    Had, however, the Council seen Skywalker's fate...

    E_S
  11. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
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    They might have intervened, but it was too late,


    The entire galaxy would soon learn to fear,
  12. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    The hatred he felt, whenever he was near

    Reaching out through an invisible hand...

    E_S
  13. mauls-menace Force Ghost

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    Dec 23, 2000
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    He thought he felt the Cantina Band!

    Closing his eyes ......
  14. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

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    Nov 1, 2000
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    Whenever he flies ...

    No wait - that was his son, oops,
  15. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2000
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    Luke thought he was a going loops,
    when he could feel Vader near,
  16. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

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    Nov 1, 2000
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    Or hear Obi-Wan whisper in his ear,


    But he was not totally loco,
  17. Otter Force Ghost

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    Apr 16, 2001
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    That honour defined by the Force choke-o,
    Which happened to be held by Dad,
  18. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 31, 2002
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    In the 70s it was just a fad
    But now he killed him with his light saber
  19. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
    star 5

    Like a really freaky angry raver,


    slashing and jabbing and jumping about,
  20. darth_brutus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
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    While "Nooooooo" he did shout.

    He knocked his dad over and cleaved off his arm,
  21. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
    star 5


    And what he saw next caused some alarm,


    From the stump poured not blood but sparks,

  22. GoobaFish Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 15, 2002
    star 4
    ..then came Palpatine's snide remarks.

    We all love to recall this fable,
  23. darth_brutus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
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    Sitting bored at the school table,

    Imagining frying whiney little Luke,
  24. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
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    Or imagining Luke dueling grey old Dook,

    a lot more fun than intermediate calculus,
  25. darth_brutus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
    star 4
    (Make it hard why don't you. [face_plain] :p)

    Maths work can be such a fuss.

    But anyway, the ewoks came in hordes,
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