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Oceania The Rhyming Thread

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by -luigi-, Mar 2, 2003.

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  1. darth_brutus

    darth_brutus Jedi Padawan star 4

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    (I hate it when people beat me to it :( :p)

    Luke felt stabbed in the heart by a Tusken Raider.

    He cried out "Nooooooo"
     
  2. -luigi-

    -luigi- Jedi Padawan star 4

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    and let his hurt feelings show,

    and claimed that Vader lied,
     
  3. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    With a plunge into darkness, it seemed he had died.

    But Leia had heard him from far away...
     
  4. -luigi-

    -luigi- Jedi Padawan star 4

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    and chewie was there to save the day,

    Lando thought the hyperdrive was fixed,
     
  5. TheOzhaggis

    TheOzhaggis Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 1, 2000

    And they'd get away in just a few clicks,


    But Lando was mistaken or just plain lying,
     
  6. GoobaFish

    GoobaFish Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ...and chased they were, many TIEs came flying.

    Vader called to his son on the Falcon,
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    But Luke, somewhat skeptical, though he meant a'scalpin'

    Though he made contact he soon was gone...

    E_S
     
  8. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    Like that other vanisher, the late Qui-Gon!

    Going back now to an earlier time...
     
  9. Otter

    Otter Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 16, 2001
    When Luke's was not the only whine,

    "He's holding me back", the padawan moaned.

    (all right, my first, last and only PT rhyme.)
     
  10. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    His angst ridden force-skills he felt already honed!

    Had, however, the Council seen Skywalker's fate...

    E_S
     
  11. TheOzhaggis

    TheOzhaggis Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 1, 2000

    They might have intervened, but it was too late,


    The entire galaxy would soon learn to fear,
     
  12. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    The hatred he felt, whenever he was near

    Reaching out through an invisible hand...

    E_S
     
  13. mauls-menace

    mauls-menace Jedi Master star 4

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    He thought he felt the Cantina Band!

    Closing his eyes ......
     
  14. TheOzhaggis

    TheOzhaggis Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 1, 2000


    Whenever he flies ...

    No wait - that was his son, oops,
     
  15. JEDIPAULAW

    JEDIPAULAW Jedi Knight star 5

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    Luke thought he was a going loops,
    when he could feel Vader near,
     
  16. TheOzhaggis

    TheOzhaggis Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 1, 2000

    Or hear Obi-Wan whisper in his ear,


    But he was not totally loco,
     
  17. Otter

    Otter Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 16, 2001
    That honour defined by the Force choke-o,
    Which happened to be held by Dad,
     
  18. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    In the 70s it was just a fad
    But now he killed him with his light saber
     
  19. TheOzhaggis

    TheOzhaggis Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 1, 2000

    Like a really freaky angry raver,


    slashing and jabbing and jumping about,
     
  20. darth_brutus

    darth_brutus Jedi Padawan star 4

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    While "Nooooooo" he did shout.

    He knocked his dad over and cleaved off his arm,
     
  21. TheOzhaggis

    TheOzhaggis Jedi Master star 5

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    And what he saw next caused some alarm,


    From the stump poured not blood but sparks,

     
  22. GoobaFish

    GoobaFish Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 15, 2002
    ..then came Palpatine's snide remarks.

    We all love to recall this fable,
     
  23. darth_brutus

    darth_brutus Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 25, 2002
    Sitting bored at the school table,

    Imagining frying whiney little Luke,
     
  24. TheOzhaggis

    TheOzhaggis Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 1, 2000

    Or imagining Luke dueling grey old Dook,

    a lot more fun than intermediate calculus,
     
  25. darth_brutus

    darth_brutus Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 25, 2002
    (Make it hard why don't you. [face_plain] :p)

    Maths work can be such a fuss.

    But anyway, the ewoks came in hordes,
     
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