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Oceania The Rhyming Thread

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by -luigi-, Mar 2, 2003.

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  1. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

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    waving sharp sticks and throwing gourds,


    yet somehow they managed to overthrow,
  2. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 31, 2002
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    And threw him to a depth real low.

    Then Luke said, screaming like a sissy:
  3. -luigi- Jedi Master

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    Jul 26, 2002
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    Scratch that, Marv's line is real pissy,

    There was nothing that would have rhymed with that,
  4. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Dec 16, 2000
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    And for a while there, this thread went flat.

    Let's try once more: JAR JAR BINKS!
  5. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    Oh no! Not that Gungan's wacky hijinks. ;)

    He and Sebulba almost went to blows...
  6. -luigi- Jedi Master

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    Jul 26, 2002
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    when heard many a fan's heart sinks,

    but he wasn't as bad as the critics did say,
  7. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh my God, TPM's so ***...

    I much prefer Attack of the Clones



    I'm not a huge fan of that being used as a derogatory term. Don't do it again.
  8. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Where Anakin buried his Mom's bones.

    And said he wouldn't fail again...
  9. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    ...but went through cybernation

    and became a Dark lord
  10. -luigi- Jedi Master

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    Jul 26, 2002
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    (but went through cybernation??)

    Marv that doesn't even come close to rhyming, try again!
  11. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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  12. Otter Force Ghost

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    Apr 16, 2001
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    Now you're through!

    [face_mischief]
  13. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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  14. -luigi- Jedi Master

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    Where Anakin buried his Mom's bones.

    And said he wouldn't fail again...


    But in his heart lay a terrible pain,

    If only he had stayed on Tatooine,
  15. Saintheart Chosen One

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    But he fell to the lure of a blue saber beam;

    Started with Qui-Gon, then Obi-Wan...
  16. Otter Force Ghost

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    Finally dueling his very own son,

    Redeemed himself by killing his boss,
  17. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    While averting himself from loss,

    No one could kick his ass
  18. Saintheart Chosen One

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    While Alderaan reached a critical mass.

    Sesned his son, but not his daughter...
  19. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    The bad guys had fought her...

    But she whooped those bastards
  20. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Had combat skills like a Jedi Master's.

    A stormie took her out with a blaster shot...
  21. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 31, 2002
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    Oh boy was that broard hot!

    Not as much as her Mum!
  22. Otter Force Ghost

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    Apr 16, 2001
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    Fanboys want to give her some.

    But Lucas said, "Space boobs don't giggle",
  23. Saintheart Chosen One

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    (Why've we seen no posts from Piggles?)

    Obi-Wan hid out on Tatooine...
  24. foxy_kenobi Jedi Master

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    Dec 11, 2000
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    (Likely enjoying the post high school scene..)

    Tatooine, where our heroes always end up,

  25. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Unlike Alderaan, which got blown up.

    Dry, sandy soil which gets everywhere...
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