Oceania The Rhyming Thread

from the highest dust clouds to Jabba's deepest lair.

From his secret hide-away Ben watched the boy grow,

And the truth of his parenthood he did know.

Rescued the boy with a Krayt Dragon's call...

...when Luke was yay tall

And trained him like an orange

but he turned out like a bottle of grange

Empty from the neck up

He was right on waiting his old buddy out

So then he went in, in for the kill

And from that, he got a great thrill

As he spilt milk all over his trousers

And then he sabered a mouser,

And ate it for lunch.

He never has brunch

'Cos he's never up late

Because Tusken women rarely ever date,


Especially a hairy old hermit living alone,

Who doesnt even have a phone,

But trains jedis how to fight

Until eventually struck by Vader's saber might.

But we all know it was to save luke..

Who makes some fans puke

But you cant do that in the cinema

or at the drive-in in your car,


especially with someone beside you,

They should make a run for the loo

During those crappy romantic bits during AOTC

Except the loo door is locked, you forgot the key

So you sprint up the stairs

And fall into Darth Vaders lair.

Then he takes out his sword

And pulls on a cord,

revealing a chamber behind you.

And a trapdoor that you fall through,

Below is a great monster brown,

Which stared at me with a frown,

before he slapped me, the punk

and PU, that critter surely stunk

Luke used the force and squished it's head

Just before he went to bed,

And woke up in the morning with a hell of an earache

He tried medicine, but it was fake

So he cut off his ear with a spoon

And sent it to orbit around the moon.

His sense of balance and fell down a reactor shaft

He had not yet mastered his studied craft.

When he finally returned to Master Yoda,

Who wanted him to be a Bantha Fodder.

But Luke thought he was too good to go,