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Oceania The Rhyming Thread

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by -luigi-, Mar 2, 2003.

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  1. darth_brutus

    darth_brutus Jedi Padawan star 4

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    from the highest dust clouds to Jabba's deepest lair.

    From his secret hide-away Ben watched the boy grow,
     
  2. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    And the truth of his parenthood he did know.

    Rescued the boy with a Krayt Dragon's call...
     
  3. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    ...when Luke was yay tall

    And trained him like an orange
     
  4. Teknobabel

    Teknobabel Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 4, 2000
    but he turned out like a bottle of grange

    Empty from the neck up
     
  5. Somebody_For_Someone

    Somebody_For_Someone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 27, 2001
    He was right on waiting his old buddy out

    So then he went in, in for the kill
     
  6. Nyder

    Nyder Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 27, 2002
    And from that, he got a great thrill

    As he spilt milk all over his trousers
     
  7. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    And then he sabered a mouser,

    And ate it for lunch.
     
  8. Somebody_For_Someone

    Somebody_For_Someone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 27, 2001
    He never has brunch

    'Cos he's never up late
     
  9. TheOzhaggis

    TheOzhaggis Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 1, 2000

    Because Tusken women rarely ever date,


    Especially a hairy old hermit living alone,
     
  10. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    Who doesnt even have a phone,

    But trains jedis how to fight
     
  11. GoobaFish

    GoobaFish Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 15, 2002
    Until eventually struck by Vader's saber might.

    But we all know it was to save luke..
     
  12. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    Who makes some fans puke

    But you cant do that in the cinema
     
  13. TheOzhaggis

    TheOzhaggis Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 1, 2000

    or at the drive-in in your car,


    especially with someone beside you,
     
  14. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    They should make a run for the loo

    During those crappy romantic bits during AOTC
     
  15. flying_fishi

    flying_fishi Jedi Knight star 6

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    Mar 26, 2002
    Except the loo door is locked, you forgot the key

    So you sprint up the stairs
     
  16. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    And fall into Darth Vaders lair.

    Then he takes out his sword
     
  17. darth_brutus

    darth_brutus Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 25, 2002
    And pulls on a cord,

    revealing a chamber behind you.
     
  18. Otter

    Otter Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 16, 2001
    And a trapdoor that you fall through,

    Below is a great monster brown,
     
  19. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    Which stared at me with a frown,

    before he slapped me, the punk
     
  20. foxy_kenobi

    foxy_kenobi Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 11, 2000
    and PU, that critter surely stunk

    Luke used the force and squished it's head
     
  21. flying_fishi

    flying_fishi Jedi Knight star 6

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    Mar 26, 2002
    Just before he went to bed,

    And woke up in the morning with a hell of an earache
     
  22. MarvinTheMartian

    MarvinTheMartian Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2002
    He tried medicine, but it was fake

    So he cut off his ear with a spoon
     
  23. darth_brutus

    darth_brutus Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 25, 2002
    And sent it to orbit around the moon.

    His sense of balance and fell down a reactor shaft
     
  24. Otter

    Otter Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 16, 2001
    He had not yet mastered his studied craft.

    When he finally returned to Master Yoda,
     
  25. Jedi_Master_Damir

    Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 19, 2002
    Who wanted him to be a Bantha Fodder.

    But Luke thought he was too good to go,
     
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