Oceania The Rhyming Thread

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  1. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    from the highest dust clouds to Jabba's deepest lair.

    From his secret hide-away Ben watched the boy grow,
  2. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Dec 16, 2000
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    And the truth of his parenthood he did know.

    Rescued the boy with a Krayt Dragon's call...
  3. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    ...when Luke was yay tall

    And trained him like an orange
  4. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 4, 2000
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    but he turned out like a bottle of grange

    Empty from the neck up
  5. Somebody_For_Someone Jedi Master

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    He was right on waiting his old buddy out

    So then he went in, in for the kill
  6. Nyder Jedi Master

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    Jun 27, 2002
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    And from that, he got a great thrill

    As he spilt milk all over his trousers
  7. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    And then he sabered a mouser,

    And ate it for lunch.
  8. Somebody_For_Someone Jedi Master

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    He never has brunch

    'Cos he's never up late
  9. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

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    Because Tusken women rarely ever date,


    Especially a hairy old hermit living alone,
  10. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    Who doesnt even have a phone,

    But trains jedis how to fight
  11. GoobaFish Jedi Master

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    Until eventually struck by Vader's saber might.

    But we all know it was to save luke..
  12. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    Who makes some fans puke

    But you cant do that in the cinema
  13. TheOzhaggis Force Ghost

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    or at the drive-in in your car,


    especially with someone beside you,
  14. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    They should make a run for the loo

    During those crappy romantic bits during AOTC
  15. flying_fishi Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 26, 2002
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    Except the loo door is locked, you forgot the key

    So you sprint up the stairs
  16. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    And fall into Darth Vaders lair.

    Then he takes out his sword
  17. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    And pulls on a cord,

    revealing a chamber behind you.
  18. Otter Force Ghost

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    Apr 16, 2001
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    And a trapdoor that you fall through,

    Below is a great monster brown,
  19. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    Which stared at me with a frown,

    before he slapped me, the punk
  20. foxy_kenobi Jedi Master

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    Dec 11, 2000
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    and PU, that critter surely stunk

    Luke used the force and squished it's head
  21. flying_fishi Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 26, 2002
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    Just before he went to bed,

    And woke up in the morning with a hell of an earache
  22. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 31, 2002
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    He tried medicine, but it was fake

    So he cut off his ear with a spoon
  23. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    And sent it to orbit around the moon.

    His sense of balance and fell down a reactor shaft
  24. Otter Force Ghost

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    He had not yet mastered his studied craft.

    When he finally returned to Master Yoda,
  25. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    Who wanted him to be a Bantha Fodder.

    But Luke thought he was too good to go,
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