So NV The road to 33.000

32,990

 

32,991

 

OK so I'm limited to 1 post per minute so I guess I have to waste a minute or so by blogging the current state of my personal being...

32,992

 

So like I was saying, 1 per minute, but I won't let that get me down in my own personal quest to take our small, yet respectable, board to the next level...

32,993

 

I will not be stopped; for I am unstoppable, although those chicken wings I ate for lunch are starting to bog me down a little. I may have to take a short potty break...

32,994

 

OK, I'm OK, the bogging has passed, although I can tell I'm going to have to pass something else later, if you know what I mean...

32,995

 

So...is everyone excited for Christmas? Not excited at all? Indifferent? Are you saying "Merry Christmas," or following along with the more PC and less offensive "Happy Holiday?"

32,996

 

I myself am embracing the Holiday with all that I am and I'm sure that I'm offending some of the tree huggers and PC nuts along the way. If you are offended, I apologize. Merry Christmas to you. Baby Jesus loves you.

32,997

 

Anyone going out of town for Christmas, or Hannukah, or Kwanza, or Rammadan, or whatever winter solstice holiday it is that you celebrate? Merry Christmahannukwnzadon to you!

32,998

 

Anybody have plans for New Years yet? I like New Years Eve. It's a lot of fun. I think I have more fun noe that I don't drink anymore because even though I had a lot of fun when I was a drunk it really sucked piecing together New Years eve for the next two weeks from what my friends remembered me doing and finding out that I didn't have as much fun as I thought...

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Yes I definitely think I have more fun now and I can remember all the fun I had too...Oh, and would you look at that, here we are.

33,000

 

Wow, you make spamming look good!

 

I think we're gonna need Gerson to compile the Fan Force Rankings again.

 

Tis not spam when thou hast loved the posting of mine great mind.

 

You're right. I misspoke. i hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

 

hehe he's got cuddly maul as his icon.

 

Thou hast been forgiven of thy transgression, go and spam no nore.

 

Thank you, gracious sir.

 

We are now well past 33,000, so perhaps we should start a new thread called the road to 34,000

 

i am the spirit of vengeance

 

YOUR HEAD IS ON FIRE!!!

 

yes yes i know it's supposed to be....otherwise people wouldn't be intiimdated when i came to exact my vengeance.

 

Doesn't it hurt?

 

I don't know if it hurt him, but I know his face is killin me! Badumbum-ching!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... pee!