Beyond - Legends The Romances of Jaina Solo-The next to the last chapter is up.

Okay...you know when your having a convo with someone about...weird things? Well this Idea came to me in a AIM convo with Darth_Elu...so this is dedicated to him.

It's about Jaina and everyone she could be paired up with...(only one will survive) and how her parents take the impending marriages. Can be kinda...nasty...in some of the pairs...so yeah.


Here is the First one..


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Jag and Jaina


Jag and Jaina walk hand in hand to the Solo Apartments.

Leia: Hi Jaina. Hi Jag.

Han: Hey kids. Why the happy looks?

Jaina: We're getting married!!

Jag: Yes.

*Leia and Han look at each other*

Leia: Oh...are you sure?

Jaina: Yes...

Han: Hmph.

Jag: Um...

Han: *cough*I hate you*cough*

Leia: *stares pointedly at Jag*

Jag: Um...Your scaring me...

Han: GOOD!!

Jaina: Mother! Daddy! Stop!!!

*Kyp walks in*

Kyp: Hey guys...what's up?

Jaina: Me and Jag are getting married.

Jag: Yep.

Kyp: *thinks to himself* Over your dead body...

Jag: Why are you staring at me that way, Kyp?

Kyp: Hmmmm DIE FEL DIE!!! *grabs lightsaber and decapitates him*

Leia: KYP!!! YOU GOT IMPERIAL BLOOD ALL OVER MY WHITE CARPET!!! *cries*

Jaina: Umm...my fiance...is...dead....*sniff sniff*

Kyp: *laughs evilly* Dark Side here I come...*jumps out of window and runs away*

Han: *snores* Huh?! What?! I'm awake!!

Jaina: *cries hard* My Fiance!!!

Leia: My Carpet...*cries even harder*
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You hate it dont you?!?! lol
No offense to Jag lovers... DONT HATE ME...everyone dies...in this fic..

 

*laughs hysterically* Woo hoo! Its been dedicated to me! lol That's great good job and ppl, don't worry it'll get weirder. *laughs evilly* lol
Oh by the way, all you Z/J lovers out there, no offense at all, just for some humor, ok? Alrighty then! Of course you understand. lol

 

Um. I hate to say this, but a mod's gonna be by any minute to close this 'cause of the slash thing.

Dana

 

HA! NOT ANYMORE! GOOD BYE ZEKK!! HELLO JAG...well goodbye to him too!! haha

Oh and a note...everyone except two people that Jaina "marries" dies...so don't hate me!

 

Jag: Why are you staring at me that way, Kyp?

Kyp: Hmmmm DIE FEL DIE!!! *grabs lightsaber and decapitates him*

Leia: KYP!!! YOU GOT IMPERIAL BLOOD ALL OVER MY WHITE CARPET!!! *cries*

Jaina: Umm...my fiance...is...dead....*sniff sniff*

Kyp: *laughs evilly* Dark Side here I come...*jumps out of window and runs away*

*dies laughing* THAT WAS SO GREAT!!!!!! IMPERIAL BLOOD ON THE CARPET!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

 

LMAO!!!!! This was soooo funny! I like Jag but still this was hilarious!

 

OMG! People love me! YAY!!!

 

LOL Hilarious well done again Mirax! Lol Hey master nice to see ya here! Anyway, Great Jag one, one fiance down ,many to go...oh what we have planned...LOL *cackles evilly* hehehe Keep it up and a new Zekk one will come about.

 

I love Jag but that was seriously funny!!!!!!!More..MORE i need MOREEE
MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*insert hacking cough here*

nina

 

DO NOT TOUCH ZEKK!!!!!!!!!!



FAVORITE PARTS

Han: *cough*I hate you*cough*



Jag: Um...Your scaring me...

Han: GOOD!!



Jaina: Me and Jag are getting married.

Jag: Yep.

Kyp: *thinks to himself* Over your dead body...




Kyp: Hmmmm DIE FEL DIE!!! *grabs lightsaber and decapitates him*

 

Thank you everyone! As for you Jaid...Zekk? we wouldn't touch a hair.... Its too late....LOL Mini spoiler that all of you already know, probably.

 

Exxxxcccellent...Zekk is going to die!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAA cough cough water...

nina

 

Here we go! New Installment!!
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Zekk and Jaina

Jaina and Zekk walk into the Solo Apartments.

Jaina: Hi Mommy! Hi Daddy!!

Han: Hey sweetie

Leia: You two look excited!

Zekk: Yep. We're getting married!

*They grin cheesily as Han's face turns red*

Leia: OH MY GOSH!!! I'm soooo happy for you two!! Come on Jaina, lets go look at some wedding dresses I keep in the closet!

Jaina: Aiight Mom.

*They leave*

*Han and Zekk stare at each other*

Zekk: Pay up. I told you I could marry her.

Han: *grumbling begins to go through is pocket* I should've never bet you...

Zekk: Hahahahaha---

*Han's holding a blaster, and grinning at Zekk's body*

Han: HA! I WIN!!!!

*Leia and Jaina come running in*

Jaina: DADDY!!! YOU KILLED ANOTHER FIANCE OF MINE?!?!

Leia: Blo--Blood...Blood on my wh-white CARPET!!!

Han: Hey! Jag was killed by Kyp. Not me. Zekk bet me that he could marry you! I only wanted to protect you...*cough*

Jaina: *cries*

Leia: *cries while desperatly tries to get blood out of white carpet*

Han: *has a coughing fit*


THE END.
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And another one bites the dust.


I dont like this one...so you dont have to either...just...*sniff* keep it to yourself!! haha

 

Muahahahahaha! *laughs very hard and then cackles evilly* This is great, sorry Jaid.
Zekk: Pay up...LOL *rubs hands together* Evilness! With a capital E! Me like! Me like! *sings* Another one bites the dust...

 

No one loves me anymore...


lol I'm so pathetic...upping my own story...but...UPPPPPP!

 

Just upping this! *moves over so Jaina doesn't see the story* hehehe Ppl still love you, just aren't hear yet.

 

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU KILLED ZEKK!!!!!!!!!

 

Don't be upset. Everyone except two people die. And if you pm Darth Elu...he can bring Zekk back to life again for you!!!! so...be happy!!

 

HA HA HA! I'm having a laughing fit over here! I can't wait to see what happens to our Kyp.

Jez

 

YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zekk was killed by Han, Jag was only killed by Kyp!!!!!!

nina

 

Okay I admit, that was kinda funny. No I take that back, it was really funny!! *has a laughing fit and can't speak* Kyp *laughs* killed *laughs more* Jag? *bursts into another fit of laughter* He used *laughs* the Dark *laughs more* Side??? *bursts into more laughter* Zekk's dead too?? *laughs histerically* Serves *laughs* him *laughs* right. *laughs* No one *laughs* in *laughs* their *laughs* right *laughs* mind *laughs* would *laughs* bet *laughs* against *laughs* Han Solo! *bursts into more laughter* They either *laughs* would be *laughs* dead or *laughs* his daughter. *laughes even more*

In case you didn't catch what I said it was this:
Kyp killed Jag?
He used the Dark Side???
Zekk's dead too??
Serves him right.
No one in their right mind would bet against Han Solo.
They either would be dead or his daughter.

*starts laughing again* BTW~ I loved Leia crying because of her carpet. Can't wait until Jaina's next suiter is killed. *thinks of ways Kyp will die* *evil laugh*

Okay, I'm all done. Take it away!!!

 

*sobbs eyes out*

ZEKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*is in denial*

NO!!!!

NO!!!!

NO!!!!

NO!!!!

NO!!

NO!!

NO!!!!

 

*waves hand* Kill Kyp, you will not! Destined to marry, he and Jaina are. Live happily ever after, they shall.

 

That wasn't funny, you killed Zekk!!!!