The ROTS Conspiracy Theory Thread

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith' started by Master_Shaitan, Aug 15, 2005.

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  1. COMMANDER76 Jedi Master

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    i guess i can all my girlfriend back now....lol:p
  2. SAND-CRAWLER Jedi Master

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    I can't believe it either. For all of us 3SA posters, they took away the ONLY spoiler that we have left.
  3. Master_Shaitan Jedi Grand Master

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    i guess i can all my girlfriend back now....lol

    Oh s*** my girlfriend! I was supposed to meet her at the bus station five months ago.
  4. COMMANDER76 Jedi Master

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    Oh s*** my girlfriend! I was supposed to meet her at the bus station five months ago.

    well if she's 3 months pregnant it ain't the force brother.......lol
  5. DUGGY Jedi Youngling

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    i think the lock will do you guys some good. 8-}
  6. Get_in_Gear Jedi Youngling

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    My fiance keeps asking what the hell I am typing.
    Half the time I'm actually tempted to say I have an internet lover, rather than say I am discussing whether or not a character a science fiction film got kicked in the head or just pretended to.
    She did enjoy ROTS, though - maybe I should ask her opinion on the scene...
  7. Master_Shaitan Jedi Grand Master

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    Hey Duggy, im perfectly fine...now pass me that needle.

    [face_worried]
  8. COMMANDER76 Jedi Master

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    *jango fett voice* "possibly........."
  9. jvberggren Jedi Master

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    that was kind of a downer...

    i guess the "mace vs sidious" thread has to prove how good it is :)
    i can't help but feeling like a little kid who's just been denied candy by his parents.

    oh! as for conspiracy theories... SLJ was the one pulling all the strings in rots (according to some people).
  10. Get_in_Gear Jedi Youngling

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    I seem to remember a massive thread about the significance of beards and drinking in the SW films, or something like that - whatever happened to that?

    Actually, now I think about it, where's Obi-Jr's "There's still good in him" thread - I may have to turn my attentions back to that old chetsnut...
  11. COMMANDER76 Jedi Master

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    this date will live in infamy........restore our thread!!!
  12. Get_in_Gear Jedi Youngling

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    I recommend we all head over to the OS and continue the discussion there....










    .....in 100 word chunks. :(
  13. jedi_jacks Jedi Master

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    even though its a break, now i know how yoda felt, in the wake of the locked thread, exiled!

    Master_Shaitan
    at least the poll ended with another Yes Vote landslide - lol


    surely, it was the will of the force. :D

    Get_in_Gear
    She did enjoy ROTS, though - maybe I should ask her opinion on the scene...


    trust me, you dont wanna do that. dont do anything crazy because of the lock, lol.

  14. Darth_Pazuzu Jedi Master

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    Whoa! I guess it's true...Denial AIN'T just a river in Egypt![face_laugh]
  15. TheLightSide Jedi Knight

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    Qui-Gon is ex-Sith Darth Plageius, and he created Anakin!

    Darth Plageius recants from the Sith and becomes Qui-Gon Jinn. His apprentice Darth Sidious is so embarassed about Plageius converting that he makes up a story that Darth Plageius died. Qui-Gon approaches the Jedi and his training is given to the stable Count Dooku. While training Qui-Gon, Dooku listens to some of Qui-Gon's sorrowful confessions of his youth [when he was Plageius], and becomes interested in the Dark Side, but Dooku tells no one.

    Years go by.

    Secretly, later, as a Jedi, Qui-Gon/ex-Plageius uses his knowledge of creating Life, and creates the Chosen One to bring Balance to the Force, and places the embreyo inside of Shmi, and encoruages her to go to Tatooine.

    During TPM, Qui-Gon senses the rise of the Dark Side, and knows it's time to "activatre" the Chosen One, and he encourages the pilot of the Queen's ship to go straight above the Trade Federation Battleship, knowing that some type of damage would occur to the ship. Why? Because he knew that the ship would be damaged, and they would have to re-route.

    Then they "decide" to go to Tatooine.

    When they arrive on Tatooine, it is arranged that Obi-Wan will not be going to the Mos Espa? Obi-Wan stays behind on the ship? Qui-Gon finds Anakin straight away, checking in on his created offspring, changes the Force cube, and takes Anakin back to Coruscant.

    Later when Qui-Gon dies, he takes his knowledge of creating Life, and his knowledge of rejecting the Dark Side, and is able to become the first Jedi to transcend since the Shaman.
  16. COMMANDER76 Jedi Master

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    thats a GOOD theory LightSide
  17. Joe_Camaul Jedi Padawan

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    Yeah. I guess that could work.
  18. Hapi-Wan Jedi Knight

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    hmmmm, interesting conspiracy theory about Qui-Gon, but maybe Qui-Gon implanted Shmi using more conventional methods. I always thought they might have a thing going on. [face_batting]

    Scene: Many years after ROTJ, Qui-Gon and Anakin are clarifying some old mysteries while they are living in the Force.

    Qui-Gon (to Anakin): Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

    Anakin: He told me enough. He told me I was the Chosen One and my mother had a virgin birth.

    Qui-Gon: No, I am your father.

    Anakin: No, that's not true. That's impossible!



  19. darkscout36 Jedi Knight

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    GG, he had smokers cough, I swear it. Anyone else think so?? GL trying to convey smoking leads to death, as with what happens to GG in the hands of Obi-wan??? I dunno, but I wonder.


    Stupid theory i made, just wondering tho.
  20. RebelScum77 Manager Emeritus

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    Peeps,

    Yo, don't make me bust out the locksaber. This thread better stay somewhat on topic and not turn into teh social thread.


    Word.
    RS77
  21. yoshifett Jedi Grand Master

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    Indeed RS77, stay on target.

    It's hard to think of any good consipiracies that no one else has thought of already, there are so many freaks out there :)

    Based on what we see of Sidious in ROTS, Obi-Wan and Yoda decide that when they tell Luke to face the Emperor and Vader, they lie about his true power.

    I tried. And failed.
  22. TheCRZA Jedi Master

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    Am confused.

    Are we debunking old theories? Are we manufacturing new ones?
    Is this a melange of both? Conspiracy central.

    Am confused.
  23. yoshifett Jedi Grand Master

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    I think we're just making up B.S. theories about ROTS. Here's a good one.

    When Mace and Palpatine fight, the reason why the Lightning bolts reflect back to Sidious is because he is making them arc back off the lightsaber, rather than being absorbed by the saber as is normal. Sidious controls the force lightning so that it will scar his face and he'll have proof to show of the Jedi attack.
  24. TheCRZA Jedi Master

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    Oh, well I can make up baseless and mindless drivel too.

    Beru is actually the Sith Overlord.

    See, she wants a kid, but Owen's uhm, moisture vaporator doesn't vaporate so good.
    So she pulls all the strings in order to have the child of Skywalker
    end up on her farm.

    Palpatine shirks his yoke from Beru, aka Darth Bluemilk, under the pretext
    of having stormtroopers annihilate the Lars farm "because of the missing death star plans."
  25. yoshifett Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh, well I can make up baseless and mindless drivel too.

    Ouch CRZA. Ouch. :)
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