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The ROTS Conspiracy Theory Thread

Discussion in 'Archive: Revenge of the Sith' started by Master_Shaitan, Aug 15, 2005.

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  1. COMMANDER76

    COMMANDER76 Jedi Master star 4

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    i guess i can all my girlfriend back now....lol:p
     
  2. SAND-CRAWLER

    SAND-CRAWLER Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I can't believe it either. For all of us 3SA posters, they took away the ONLY spoiler that we have left.
     
  3. Master_Shaitan

    Master_Shaitan Jedi Master star 5

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    i guess i can all my girlfriend back now....lol

    Oh **** my girlfriend! I was supposed to meet her at the bus station five months ago.
     
  4. COMMANDER76

    COMMANDER76 Jedi Master star 4

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    Oh **** my girlfriend! I was supposed to meet her at the bus station five months ago.

    well if she's 3 months pregnant it ain't the force brother.......lol
     
  5. DUGGY

    DUGGY Jedi Youngling star 4

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    i think the lock will do you guys some good. 8-}
     
  6. Get_in_Gear

    Get_in_Gear Jedi Youngling star 5

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    My fiance keeps asking what the hell I am typing.
    Half the time I'm actually tempted to say I have an internet lover, rather than say I am discussing whether or not a character a science fiction film got kicked in the head or just pretended to.
    She did enjoy ROTS, though - maybe I should ask her opinion on the scene...
     
  7. Master_Shaitan

    Master_Shaitan Jedi Master star 5

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    Hey Duggy, im perfectly fine...now pass me that needle.

    [face_worried]
     
  8. COMMANDER76

    COMMANDER76 Jedi Master star 4

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    *jango fett voice* "possibly........."
     
  9. jvberggren

    jvberggren Jedi Padawan star 4

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    that was kind of a downer...

    i guess the "mace vs sidious" thread has to prove how good it is :)
    i can't help but feeling like a little kid who's just been denied candy by his parents.

    oh! as for conspiracy theories... SLJ was the one pulling all the strings in rots (according to some people).
     
  10. Get_in_Gear

    Get_in_Gear Jedi Youngling star 5

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    I seem to remember a massive thread about the significance of beards and drinking in the SW films, or something like that - whatever happened to that?

    Actually, now I think about it, where's Obi-Jr's "There's still good in him" thread - I may have to turn my attentions back to that old chetsnut...
     
  11. COMMANDER76

    COMMANDER76 Jedi Master star 4

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    this date will live in infamy........restore our thread!!!
     
  12. Get_in_Gear

    Get_in_Gear Jedi Youngling star 5

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    I recommend we all head over to the OS and continue the discussion there....










    .....in 100 word chunks. :(
     
  13. jedi_jacks

    jedi_jacks Jedi Padawan star 4

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    even though its a break, now i know how yoda felt, in the wake of the locked thread, exiled!

    Master_Shaitan
    at least the poll ended with another Yes Vote landslide - lol


    surely, it was the will of the force. :D

    Get_in_Gear
    She did enjoy ROTS, though - maybe I should ask her opinion on the scene...


    trust me, you dont wanna do that. dont do anything crazy because of the lock, lol.

     
  14. Darth_Pazuzu

    Darth_Pazuzu Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Whoa! I guess it's true...Denial AIN'T just a river in Egypt![face_laugh]
     
  15. TheLightSide

    TheLightSide Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Qui-Gon is ex-Sith Darth Plageius, and he created Anakin!

    Darth Plageius recants from the Sith and becomes Qui-Gon Jinn. His apprentice Darth Sidious is so embarassed about Plageius converting that he makes up a story that Darth Plageius died. Qui-Gon approaches the Jedi and his training is given to the stable Count Dooku. While training Qui-Gon, Dooku listens to some of Qui-Gon's sorrowful confessions of his youth [when he was Plageius], and becomes interested in the Dark Side, but Dooku tells no one.

    Years go by.

    Secretly, later, as a Jedi, Qui-Gon/ex-Plageius uses his knowledge of creating Life, and creates the Chosen One to bring Balance to the Force, and places the embreyo inside of Shmi, and encoruages her to go to Tatooine.

    During TPM, Qui-Gon senses the rise of the Dark Side, and knows it's time to "activatre" the Chosen One, and he encourages the pilot of the Queen's ship to go straight above the Trade Federation Battleship, knowing that some type of damage would occur to the ship. Why? Because he knew that the ship would be damaged, and they would have to re-route.

    Then they "decide" to go to Tatooine.

    When they arrive on Tatooine, it is arranged that Obi-Wan will not be going to the Mos Espa? Obi-Wan stays behind on the ship? Qui-Gon finds Anakin straight away, checking in on his created offspring, changes the Force cube, and takes Anakin back to Coruscant.

    Later when Qui-Gon dies, he takes his knowledge of creating Life, and his knowledge of rejecting the Dark Side, and is able to become the first Jedi to transcend since the Shaman.
     
  16. COMMANDER76

    COMMANDER76 Jedi Master star 4

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    thats a GOOD theory LightSide
     
  17. Joe_Camaul

    Joe_Camaul Jedi Youngling

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    Yeah. I guess that could work.
     
  18. Hapi-Wan

    Hapi-Wan Jedi Youngling

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    hmmmm, interesting conspiracy theory about Qui-Gon, but maybe Qui-Gon implanted Shmi using more conventional methods. I always thought they might have a thing going on. [face_batting]

    Scene: Many years after ROTJ, Qui-Gon and Anakin are clarifying some old mysteries while they are living in the Force.

    Qui-Gon (to Anakin): Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

    Anakin: He told me enough. He told me I was the Chosen One and my mother had a virgin birth.

    Qui-Gon: No, I am your father.

    Anakin: No, that's not true. That's impossible!



     
  19. darkscout36

    darkscout36 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    GG, he had smokers cough, I swear it. Anyone else think so?? GL trying to convey smoking leads to death, as with what happens to GG in the hands of Obi-wan??? I dunno, but I wonder.


    Stupid theory i made, just wondering tho.
     
  20. RebelScum77

    RebelScum77 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Peeps,

    Yo, don't make me bust out the locksaber. This thread better stay somewhat on topic and not turn into teh social thread.


    Word.
    RS77
     
  21. yoshifett

    yoshifett Jedi Knight star 5

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    Indeed RS77, stay on target.

    It's hard to think of any good consipiracies that no one else has thought of already, there are so many freaks out there :)

    Based on what we see of Sidious in ROTS, Obi-Wan and Yoda decide that when they tell Luke to face the Emperor and Vader, they lie about his true power.

    I tried. And failed.
     
  22. TheCRZA

    TheCRZA Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Am confused.

    Are we debunking old theories? Are we manufacturing new ones?
    Is this a melange of both? Conspiracy central.

    Am confused.
     
  23. yoshifett

    yoshifett Jedi Knight star 5

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    I think we're just making up B.S. theories about ROTS. Here's a good one.

    When Mace and Palpatine fight, the reason why the Lightning bolts reflect back to Sidious is because he is making them arc back off the lightsaber, rather than being absorbed by the saber as is normal. Sidious controls the force lightning so that it will scar his face and he'll have proof to show of the Jedi attack.
     
  24. TheCRZA

    TheCRZA Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh, well I can make up baseless and mindless drivel too.

    Beru is actually the Sith Overlord.

    See, she wants a kid, but Owen's uhm, moisture vaporator doesn't vaporate so good.
    So she pulls all the strings in order to have the child of Skywalker
    end up on her farm.

    Palpatine shirks his yoke from Beru, aka Darth Bluemilk, under the pretext
    of having stormtroopers annihilate the Lars farm "because of the missing death star plans."
     
  25. yoshifett

    yoshifett Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oh, well I can make up baseless and mindless drivel too.

    Ouch CRZA. Ouch. :)
     
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