SWRPF Archive THe RPF Bar Brawl

This place is quiet for a bar brawl. A little....too quiet.

*hurls a chair across the room and laughs maniacally as it smashes*

 

*walks in and beats the crap out of everbody*

*then walks out*

 

*is holding icepack to eye* Walk out then!! Go ahead! Coward! I'm still standing! mwhahahaha! *totters and falls over*

 

Name: Shint Sattaré
Initial Weapons: 1 orange lightsaber shield-like thing (it's like a foot in diameter), ninja throwing star thingies
Special Abilities: all things force, levetation
Force User: Yes
Brief Background: Form VII Jedi Battle Master

 

*throws ninja stars at everyone*

 

Ooh, a form VII?! Scary! *hides under table and throws out thermal detonators* this ought to clean the bar up...

 

*uses force-shield (and hides behind lightsaber shield)*

A mere table will not save you!!!

 

Ack!!! *scurries out from under table and leaps to her feet* So, my mass extermination did not work... then it shall come down to our skill with a lightsaber... *ignites hers*

MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

(oh, whoops, was I supposed to be a lightsider?! *tries to look noble*)

 

*attacks only in defense*

Beat that!!

 

Name: Xander Kenobi
Initial Weapon: The lightsaber in my icon
Special Abillites: Throwing lightsaber like a boomerang
Force User: Duh! (yes)
Brief Background: Obi-Wan Kenobi's long lost son, Inheirited his father's great abillites

 

*creates a Molotov cocktail out of a bottle of beer and a bit of cloth*

*ignites it and throws it in the general direction of ... someone else*

 

OWW! who threw that!?!?

 

*Is still locked in mortal combat with Shint_Sattare* DEFENSE SHALL NOT WORK!! *hack, hack, hack* My skills are superior!!!

 

Name: Zhi-don Aquintas
Title: Jedi Master
Initial Weapons: Lightsaber, plus other goodies from utility belt
Special Abilities: The FORCE
Force User: See above
Brief Background: Half-human born on a heavy gravity world. Red dwarf sun. Superior strenght [5 grav] Poor eyesight, compensated by adjustable visor.

Walks into bar casually avoiding flying chairs, people, blaster bolts, various bottles, glasses and other debris. Generates Force shield for explosions. Speaks to the bartender, "Nice place..I'll have a sasparilla." He grins at the bartender like a hedgehog that ate a piano.

 

*force shield is still active, so Charmisjess' "hacks" just glance off*

 

*throws lightsaber like a boomerang and...hits nobody at all*

"Man, i've got to work on my aim!"

 

*bunch of Jawas walked, grabs one by one and throws all of the place*

 

*ponders way to disengage shield* That's not fair! You don't get a shield! *tries to take it*

 

"Stupid jawas! Get away from me you disgusting mysteries from the bowels of tatoonine!"

*hacks away and sends jawa body parts flying all over the bar*

"What did I just say!"

 

*a jawa comes running back at her*

Take that you *#*#*#**#*#**#.


*sends it cross the room*

 

*puts a force shield over his force shield so that no one can take it*

 

*whacks it back to obiwankenobilover*

"Hey, we can make a game outta this!"

 

*runs around wacking EVERYONE with pieces of Jawa* FUN FUN FUN!!!! BRAWL!

 

*chops up CharmisJess' pieces of Jawa*

HA!!!

 

*gets slap in the face by a disembodied jawa arm*

"OWW!"