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Discussion in 'Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by SamakinSkywalker, Oct 19, 2002.
HEY!!!! MEANIE!!!! *goes off to sulk and purcase explosives*
*slices and dices Jawa pieces into even smaller pieces to make Jawa sushi!!*
*serves Jawa sushi to all patrons*
*more Jawas come in, and Ewoks come in and starts pinching everyone in the tush*
"OW, hey you little turd,"
*grabs the Ewok and starts to spank him.*
*brandishes his lightsaber threatingly*
Don't make me use this you weird little teddy bear!
ew! *starts to chop up the pieces of evil Ewoks with her saber* shushi or not, those teddy-punks have no place in this bar fight! *sprinkles pieces of Ewok's like confetti* whee!
You little perverted fur-balls!!!
*slow roasts ewoks on a spit*
Mmmmmmm, anyone want any?
me! me! I want some perverted fur-balls!
What did I just say!
....mmmmm! Crunchy!!!!! ack!!! There's a hair in my ewok!!!! (cackles at her own cleverness)
*laughs evilly and insanely as he eats his roasted ewok*
well, this thread died...
*walks back into the bar, looks around and sees the new patrons*
Actually, it gained a little life of it's own, which is good to see.
*cracks her knuckles*