So NV The Rules Game

I just came up with a new fun game that we all can play. It is similar to the one word story in that we are going to take turns writing a story, but this one will be one sentence at a time. In addition, after you write your sentence you come up with arule for the next sentence, such as all words in the next sentence must start with the letter "d" and the next person to write would have to abide by that rule (such as "Dazed, Darth's decendant dined, downing delicios Dagobahian delicacies deliriously.") Try to keep the rules in the realm of possiblity (no rules like "you can't use vowels" or "every word must rhyme with orange"). So lets get this party started!




Waking up in a holding cell, Luke didn't know what was going on.

RULE: You can't use the letter "E"

 

Now this looks challenging. I like it!
Ok no E:

Nor did it look familiar at all to him.

Rule: all words in sentence must have only 1 vowel

 

Nor did it look familiar at all to him.
In fact it was all wrong!

Rule: All words must have 3 syllables

 

Possessing interest, Skywalker summarized, "difficult Quandery!"


Rule: All words must be one syllable and sentence must be at least 7 words long.

 

"Oh No!" Luke said, "what will we do now?"

All words must begin with the letter "S"

 

Seemingly silently, someone slipped Skywalker some soma.

Rule:Every word must start with the same letter as the last letter of the word before it (first word exempt).

 

Luke (evidentally yukeing green nastiness) sung gental lullibys.

 

HYAR! WHAT BE YER NEW RULE?!

 

Aha! If there be no rule preceeding, then an anarchistic free sentance shall follow! So to keep this fabulous game moving:



"Hey, that's some good stuff, eh?", a man in the corner said.


RULE: You must use the word obsequious correctly.

 

Skywalker, frustrated with the situation turned to the voice and said in a manner far from obsequious, "Not particularly."

rule: Sentence must be 19 words long

 

19 words long. HAR!

real sentence:

Luke, never being the most intelligent bulb on the farm, ran quickly over to the man in the corner.

RULE:You can not use any articles.

 

I believe... correct me if I'm wrong... that the reason this thread stopped is that no one wants to spend time looking up what articles are, as to know what not to use.

 

I pee freely.


Next Rule:


No using any form of "is" (is, am, are, was, were etc.)

 

I poop where I want to.

NEXT RULE: sentnece must go in alphabetical order starting with the letter J and be at least 5 words long.

 

Just Kidding, Lars, Meesa Not One Pee.

Next rule:
Has to be at least seven words long.
No vowels, spaces, or punctuation. (Just like ancient Greek)

 

whtdythnkyrdng

(haha! what does that say!!! if you can translate that i will give you 100 vampire xp points!!)


RULE: you must make a sentence that has been translated into another language (not pig latin or anything like that)

has to be 10 words long.

 

Jaded hat geschrieben "Was Sie macht, denken, daß Sie machen."


Rule: You must translate this sentance to english.

 

not fair!!

 

YOU HAVE BROKEN THE RULE!!!

 

so have you then!

 

in response to jaded: what do you think your doing?

 

Well... my sentance in german was Jaded wrote, "What do you think you're doing." But when retranslated into english, it comes out:

Jaded wrote "what you makes, think, that you make."



RULE: Use the word soap as a verb.

 

I had to soap the cat.


New Rule: Must have at least 5 words and all words must end in the letter "y".

 

Billy Barty Really Smelly Jelly Belly.




RULE: There must be an O after every T in your sentance, AND there must be at least 3 Ts.

 

To be or Not, oi! To be!

Your sentence must be in (actual) Klingon.