So NV The Rules Game

Ka Plak, Sto Vo Kor.

I think that's real Klingon.



RULE: Your sentance must be about me and how cool I am.

 

Um, Moron is cool and not really a moron and he likes movies so thats cool. or something.

The sentence must include at least 3 colors (but you cant have them right next to each other IE: The flag is red white and blue UNACCEPTABLE)

 

The green frog was painted with blue paint on yellow paper.



RULE: You must start and end your sentance with a contraction.

 

Can't wait to see what's.....

RULE:must make sentence that has two vowels in each word, sentence must have 5 words.

MOKA: you get 100 vampire xp!!!! woot!!!

 

Over some distant plain evil lies.


New Rule: Your sentence must be in Iambic Pentameter :-D

 

It's not ok to make up stupid rules.

(thats in iambic pantambitre (sp?))

new rule:

do not use the letter "e"

 

A cat wants food for lunch.

RULE:make a sentence that uses the words :

cake
die
santy clause
tigger

 

I asked Santy Claus to die so I could have cake and tigger.



New Rule: Sentence must be in pig latin.

 

ouyay reaay unningray utoay foay deasiay.

RULE: italacise every other word!! haha

 

Okay, I'm going to make my next rule very difficult.



RULE: Start your sentance with a Z, have at least three words that have X in them... and, for kicks, end the sentance with a V.

 

Zebra's live an eXtreme life in highly eXtreme conditions and do not often participate in eXtracurricular activities in my p.o.V.



Next Rule:


you must use the words: love, hate, Lando, peanut butter, cat, retina, and retentive.

 

Lando just loved to hate his cat, peanut butter, after an attack on his retina left him really anal retentive.

New Rule:

At least 10 words and every other word must end in "y"

 

Really big belly bumper Jerry loves Jelly and smelly bread.




RULE: Your sentance must be at least 5 words long and only uses the letters E I L R S T N Y.

 

E I L R S T N Y

Yes, listen, rest in lies, lest I sin.




You must use each letter of the alphabet in a sentence no longer than 20 words.

 

Anybody Could perform this extrordinary feat with nothing more than a zipper and a queer violin, Jerkwad!




RULE: Use the word jump as a noun and fly as an adjective.

 

Wanna take a ride in my fly jump?




You must use the word "nut" 8 times.

 

Nuts, I say nuts for this is the nutty nuttiest nutball of a an excuse for a nut that nutty nuthiemer ever saw!

Your sentence must spell a sentence backwards as well. (The sentence itself must make sense backwards but the individual words do not have to be backwards)

 

This nutty nut did some nutty trick so nuts, the nut advisory board grabbed him by the ears and dragged the nutty nut to the nuthouse.




RULE: Just don't use the word "nut" once and I'll be happy.

 

I like this rule.



Sentence must be spelled as though it were being spoken in a thick Hungarian Accent.