The Rules of Balf

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  1. Qui-Gone-Drinkin Jedi Master

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    First, you get a group of people and you go to a wide open space to run around in.
    Second, you pick one guy to be the "queer" called the "balfer" who's only goal is to run and yell out "balf!"
    Third, everyone else gets a pan, named the balf-pan, used to beat down the balfer who keeps yelling balf.
    Fourth, everyone chases the balfer and beats him down when they catch him.
    Fifth, the game ends when the balfer is beat down. The game is played once and only once. The game has no time limit, it goes as long as it has to (until the balfer is beat down)
    Sixth, everyone retires after the game and chats about how they beat up the balfer.

    anyone game? i got my balf-pan ready.
    Qui-Gone-Drinkin, Apr 3, 2002 at 2:31 PM
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  2. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    I got my balf pan ready too.
    chunk_the_jawa, Apr 3, 2002 at 2:53 PM
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  3. Qui-Gone-Drinkin Jedi Master

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    who should be the balfer... i vote jedi_guy or jedi_girl
    Qui-Gone-Drinkin, Apr 3, 2002 at 2:54 PM
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  4. darth_hair Jedi Grand Master

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    IT AINT GONNA BE . MY PANS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
    darth_hair, Apr 3, 2002 at 5:44 PM
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  5. Qui-Gone-Drinkin Jedi Master

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    Yeah well my pan has seen action.. aint no way its sitting out this round... this would be a fun game to play at the meeting!
    Qui-Gone-Drinkin, Apr 3, 2002 at 5:48 PM
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  6. JediDragon Jedi Grand Master

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    quigone, what are you doin w/ a pan? I didnt think the balfer was allowed a balfpan...
    JediDragon, Apr 3, 2002 at 5:54 PM
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  7. Qui-Gone-Drinkin Jedi Master

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    see JD, thats the thing, im not the balfer... i gotta show all you guys how to balf correctly... everyone knows how to run... it takes skill to balf the balfer! thats where i come in...
    Qui-Gone-Drinkin, Apr 3, 2002 at 5:56 PM
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  8. JediDragon Jedi Grand Master

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    yeah well you stink! go take a balf
    JediDragon, Apr 3, 2002 at 6:06 PM
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  9. darth_hair Jedi Grand Master

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    i have to go to the balfroom .
    darth_hair, Apr 3, 2002 at 7:11 PM
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  10. SITH__CHICK Jedi Grand Master

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    QGD, doesn't sound like a game you would be interested in or make up for that matter.
    There's no drinking in it, when do you get to drink? and how can we play that game on the computer?
    SITH__CHICK, Apr 3, 2002 at 11:34 PM
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  11. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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    BALF!
    Jedi_Guy16, Apr 4, 2002 at 12:32 PM
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  12. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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    BALF!!!!!!!!!
    Jedi_Guy16, Apr 4, 2002 at 12:42 PM
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  13. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    smack
    chunk_the_jawa, Apr 4, 2002 at 12:47 PM
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  14. PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master

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    Waponnng! There's another for good measure
    PtrsonsZOO, Apr 4, 2002 at 12:48 PM
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  15. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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    BALF!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Jedi_Guy16, Apr 4, 2002 at 12:49 PM
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  16. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    DONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG get him. BINGGGGGGGG
    chunk_the_jawa, Apr 4, 2002 at 12:50 PM
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  17. PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master

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    Whoooop!

    Geez, he doesn't go down very easily does he?
    PtrsonsZOO, Apr 4, 2002 at 12:51 PM
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  18. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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    *limping*
    *cough* balf.....
    Jedi_Guy16, Apr 4, 2002 at 12:52 PM
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  19. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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    ba....
    ba...........
    *coughing and convulsing on the ground*
    Jedi_Guy16, Apr 4, 2002 at 12:56 PM
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  20. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    kill him he must die.
    chunk_the_jawa, Apr 4, 2002 at 12:59 PM
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  21. PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master

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    Wapawaponnng!

    There, that should finish him!
    PtrsonsZOO, Apr 4, 2002 at 12:59 PM
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  22. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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    ...........................................................................balf?.....................................
    Jedi_Guy16, Apr 4, 2002 at 1:01 PM
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  23. PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master

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    Rolling up her Jedi robe sleeves and taking a strong tack on the balf pan, . . .

    WAPAPAPAPAPAWPONNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!
    PtrsonsZOO, Apr 4, 2002 at 1:06 PM
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  24. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    looking for knife ......must kill
    .......must kill.......mustkilllllllll
    chunk_the_jawa, Apr 4, 2002 at 1:07 PM
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  25. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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    SPLAT!
















    Oh well, there goes Jedi_Guy.
    Jedi_Guy16, Apr 4, 2002 at 1:09 PM
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