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The Rules of Balf

Discussion in 'Denver, CO' started by Qui-Gone-Drinkin, Apr 3, 2002.

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  1. Qui-Gone-Drinkin

    Qui-Gone-Drinkin Jedi Padawan star 4

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    First, you get a group of people and you go to a wide open space to run around in.
    Second, you pick one guy to be the "queer" called the "balfer" who's only goal is to run and yell out "balf!"
    Third, everyone else gets a pan, named the balf-pan, used to beat down the balfer who keeps yelling balf.
    Fourth, everyone chases the balfer and beats him down when they catch him.
    Fifth, the game ends when the balfer is beat down. The game is played once and only once. The game has no time limit, it goes as long as it has to (until the balfer is beat down)
    Sixth, everyone retires after the game and chats about how they beat up the balfer.

    anyone game? i got my balf-pan ready.
     
  2. chunk_the_jawa

    chunk_the_jawa Jedi Knight star 5

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    I got my balf pan ready too.
     
  3. Qui-Gone-Drinkin

    Qui-Gone-Drinkin Jedi Padawan star 4

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    who should be the balfer... i vote jedi_guy or jedi_girl
     
  4. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    IT AINT GONNA BE . MY PANS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
     
  5. Qui-Gone-Drinkin

    Qui-Gone-Drinkin Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeah well my pan has seen action.. aint no way its sitting out this round... this would be a fun game to play at the meeting!
     
  6. JediDragon

    JediDragon Jedi Master star 5

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    quigone, what are you doin w/ a pan? I didnt think the balfer was allowed a balfpan...
     
  7. Qui-Gone-Drinkin

    Qui-Gone-Drinkin Jedi Padawan star 4

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    see JD, thats the thing, im not the balfer... i gotta show all you guys how to balf correctly... everyone knows how to run... it takes skill to balf the balfer! thats where i come in...
     
  8. JediDragon

    JediDragon Jedi Master star 5

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    yeah well you stink! go take a balf
     
  9. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    i have to go to the balfroom .
     
  10. SITH__CHICK

    SITH__CHICK Former RMFF CR star 7

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    QGD, doesn't sound like a game you would be interested in or make up for that matter.
    There's no drinking in it, when do you get to drink? and how can we play that game on the computer?
     
  11. Jedi_Guy16

    Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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  12. Jedi_Guy16

    Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    BALF!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. chunk_the_jawa

    chunk_the_jawa Jedi Knight star 5

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  14. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Waponnng! There's another for good measure
     
  15. Jedi_Guy16

    Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    BALF!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. chunk_the_jawa

    chunk_the_jawa Jedi Knight star 5

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    DONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG get him. BINGGGGGGGG
     
  17. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Whoooop!

    Geez, he doesn't go down very easily does he?
     
  18. Jedi_Guy16

    Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *limping*
    *cough* balf.....
     
  19. Jedi_Guy16

    Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ba....
    ba...........
    *coughing and convulsing on the ground*
     
  20. chunk_the_jawa

    chunk_the_jawa Jedi Knight star 5

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    kill him he must die.
     
  21. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Wapawaponnng!

    There, that should finish him!
     
  22. Jedi_Guy16

    Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ...........................................................................balf?.....................................
     
  23. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Rolling up her Jedi robe sleeves and taking a strong tack on the balf pan, . . .

    WAPAPAPAPAPAWPONNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!
     
  24. chunk_the_jawa

    chunk_the_jawa Jedi Knight star 5

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    looking for knife ......must kill
    .......must kill.......mustkilllllllll
     
  25. Jedi_Guy16

    Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    SPLAT!
















    Oh well, there goes Jedi_Guy.
     
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