First, you get a group of people and you go to a wide open space to run around in. Second, you pick one guy to be the "queer" called the "balfer" who's only goal is to run and yell out "balf!" Third, everyone else gets a pan, named the balf-pan, used to beat down the balfer who keeps yelling balf. Fourth, everyone chases the balfer and beats him down when they catch him. Fifth, the game ends when the balfer is beat down. The game is played once and only once. The game has no time limit, it goes as long as it has to (until the balfer is beat down) Sixth, everyone retires after the game and chats about how they beat up the balfer. anyone game? i got my balf-pan ready.