The Rules of Balf

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  1. Qui-Gone-Drinkin Jedi Master

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    First, you get a group of people and you go to a wide open space to run around in.
    Second, you pick one guy to be the "queer" called the "balfer" who's only goal is to run and yell out "balf!"
    Third, everyone else gets a pan, named the balf-pan, used to beat down the balfer who keeps yelling balf.
    Fourth, everyone chases the balfer and beats him down when they catch him.
    Fifth, the game ends when the balfer is beat down. The game is played once and only once. The game has no time limit, it goes as long as it has to (until the balfer is beat down)
    Sixth, everyone retires after the game and chats about how they beat up the balfer.

    anyone game? i got my balf-pan ready.
  2. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    I got my balf pan ready too.
  3. Qui-Gone-Drinkin Jedi Master

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    who should be the balfer... i vote jedi_guy or jedi_girl
  4. darth_hair Force Ghost

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    IT AINT GONNA BE . MY PANS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
  5. Qui-Gone-Drinkin Jedi Master

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    Yeah well my pan has seen action.. aint no way its sitting out this round... this would be a fun game to play at the meeting!
  6. JediDragon Force Ghost

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    quigone, what are you doin w/ a pan? I didnt think the balfer was allowed a balfpan...
  7. Qui-Gone-Drinkin Jedi Master

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    see JD, thats the thing, im not the balfer... i gotta show all you guys how to balf correctly... everyone knows how to run... it takes skill to balf the balfer! thats where i come in...
  8. JediDragon Force Ghost

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    yeah well you stink! go take a balf
  9. darth_hair Force Ghost

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    i have to go to the balfroom .
  10. SITH__CHICK Former RMFF CR

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    QGD, doesn't sound like a game you would be interested in or make up for that matter.
    There's no drinking in it, when do you get to drink? and how can we play that game on the computer?
  11. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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  12. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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  13. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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  14. PtrsonsZOO Chosen One

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    Waponnng! There's another for good measure
  15. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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    BALF!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    DONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG get him. BINGGGGGGGG
  17. PtrsonsZOO Chosen One

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    Whoooop!

    Geez, he doesn't go down very easily does he?
  18. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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    *limping*
    *cough* balf.....
  19. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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    ba....
    ba...........
    *coughing and convulsing on the ground*
  20. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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  21. PtrsonsZOO Chosen One

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    Wapawaponnng!

    There, that should finish him!
  22. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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    ...........................................................................balf?.....................................
  23. PtrsonsZOO Chosen One

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    Rolling up her Jedi robe sleeves and taking a strong tack on the balf pan, . . .

    WAPAPAPAPAPAWPONNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!
  24. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    looking for knife ......must kill
    .......must kill.......mustkilllllllll
  25. Jedi_Guy16 Jedi Master

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    SPLAT!
















    Oh well, there goes Jedi_Guy.
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