The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...

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  1. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    So I have two 23 year old, gorgeous Australian ladies* coming to stay @ Chez Jay Jay later this week. They are both friends of mine that I met, and became good pals with, when they were both working at the bar next door to my offices.

    They're flying home to Aus, after having been here for 18months, at the end of next week but unfortunately they are being turfed out of the flat they were staying in and have asked if they can crash at mine until they leave.

    Being the gentleman that I am, I have obviously thrown them both a friendly lifeline, and told them that they are more than welcome to stay.

    However, I feel that maybe I should have a few house rules whilst they are under my roof.


    Here are the first two that I have come up with:

    Rule no.1: All flat mates at Chez Jay Jay should feel free to walk around in their underwear at all times (Rule no.1 only superceded only by Rule no.2). Heating will be provided by Jay Jay in order to accommodate.

    Rule no.2: Thursday is NAKED DAY @ CHEZ JAY JAY!!


    I could do with some help on creating a few more rules.
    Any suggestions, guys?

    JCC: Please also feel free to help out here.**


    Cheers,

    Jay Jay :)


    *Past experience shows that I seem to get on extremely well with Australian ladies. Please take note in respect of our forthcoming affair, Jess. ;)

    **Yes, Beez. This is REALLY happening in my life.
    :p
  2. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    1. I hate you.
    2. You're my hero.
    3. Your third rule should be: If it gets cold, all flatmates will huddle for warmth. Jay-Jay will adjust temperature to accomodate on NAKED THURSDAY!

  3. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    Oooooooo, that's a GREAT rule, Bri!

    Thanx!


    -JR :)
  4. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    Rule 4: Many pictures will be taken throughout the visit for [insert random reason here--maybe insurance purposes?]. These pictures will be shared with Jay-Jay's closest friends (Chris, Jay, and Brian in this case) to keep them safe.
  5. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    -JR :)
  6. Souderwan Force Ghost

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  7. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    The ladies arrive tomorrow.
    I am preparing the jacuzzi...

    :p


    -JR :)
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  10. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    Indeed. (formally known as +1)
  11. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    I can't seem to take this perma grin off my face....

    :D


    In all seriousness though, I am SO glad that they are coming as they are leaving two days earlier than planned and they are such good fun. I've been so busy at work for the last two months that I haven't seen the pair of them that much, so, as the Aussies would say:

    I'm stoked, mate!


    -JR :)


    PS - I am, of course, also a lucky, lucky bastard and I know that Beez hates me right now!!
  12. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    *fixed

  13. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    Thank you, my friend.
    I am forgetting myself...


    -JR :)
  14. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    I'm here to help. :)

    (If you were in the US Navy, that line would make you el oh ell. As it is, it's maybe smile-worthy)
  15. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    Good to see that title in place, Commander!!

    [face_salute!]


    -JR :)
  16. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    Glad you approve, my friend! Obviously I had to make a minor adjustment for space. ;)
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