Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by AT-ST_DRIVER, Jun 19, 2002.
well, like it or not, i'm telling my story.
LOL...go for it!
The Slime Monster...
okay, the summer before last, all of the little kids built a clubhouse. one night they wen't out and told scarey stories in it.
Me and Brandon (my friend, who, like me, isn't a little kid) heard them, and decided to go in. We told them the story of how a man named Jacky robinson(in real life, he was a baseball player or something) was killed by Fredrick Pike (our neighbor) and buried out in the elephant ears (these really big, weird weeds. there's a whole forest of them near my house).
anyways, jacky robinson didn't die, instead he became a mutant called the slime monster. i went inside and told kyle and garrett (kyle's my li'l brother, garrett is Brandon's) to put on a costume of some kind to scare the little kids.
so they came up with this lame costume for kyle, it consisted of a green shirt, green pillow cover for a mask, and he wore a green shirt over his pants. it looked awful, but it scared the living sh!t out of the little kids.
the next day, they went to investigate the elephant ears and found kyle, dressed up as the slime monster. he chased them off. they went back, and kyle&brandon had an awesome choreographed fight. brandon played along and they all thought he got beat up. they went back to the clubhouse and found - a bucket with a brain in it! (actually just a peeled orange with some sesame seeds)
That night, i dressed up pretending i was a drunk. the kids watched as i walked into the elephant ears and the slime monster supposedly ate me. my youngest brother, blake, was actually crying. kyle took off his mask to show them it was just him. the kids are still scarred of going into the elephant ears to this very day.
tomorrow night.... The Leprechaun!
That's horribly funny!! those poor kids!!!
*looks really confused* I have no idea what so ever what's going on in this board anymore *sigh* LOL *grabs some timbits*
They are some funny stories
yeah, we did it so they'd have fun, but they ended up crying and stuff.
actually, we did it to scare the sh!t out of them.
Darklady27: we don't have a clue, either. it's these damn FFUKers ruining everything. well, actually, it's just me and Sar_Tamber_Lac acting like kids,
*snags some timbits for himself.*
Bah, knew you hated us really!
Your even changing the board name to hide from us!
darn, Ramble_Boba caught on.
LOL. actually, i like having the FFUKers over here.
Aww, I feel so welcome
It seems like you only have two of us though, we been the rejects from the UK!
Now I'm even more lost...
whatdaya mean, DarthBabe?
Sorry DarthBabe, didn't mean to get you lost!
No, it's my fault because I wasn't online yesterday. Instead, I went to Magic Mountain.
cool. is that the place with all the waterslides and stuff? i haven't been there in ages.
MAgic Mountian? Is that a theme park then?
yeah, i think so. it's not huge like disney world or anything, but it's still pretty cool, if i recall correctly.
Right you are, AT, it's a water slides theme park. They put a new slide in this year. It was a great time to go yesterday too because it was 28 yesterday and there weren't a lot of people there...which is a lucky thing.
yeah, it was way to warm out yesterday. you were lucky to be there, without big crowds DarthBabe. i hate the summer. the winter is WAY better.
Well I work at a theme park, and yours have much better names!
Hey! I work at a theme park too! It's called Crystal Palace.
AT, have you been there?
yeah, i stayed there last summer. that place rules my mom went on the rollercoaster and those swings and almost died. LOL. she's such a wuss. it's not even a very big roller coaster. it is fairly big though, i guess.
We have a football team called Crystal Place!
Whats that theme park like?
I work at Pleasure Island, and its terriable!
Hey Guys. How are our favourite North Americans today???
Crystal Palace are a terrible football team.
And Pleasure Island is a terrible theme park.
well, i'm off. cya all later.