The Saga Begins - Line by Line

He's just nine, and she's fourteen

 

//puts whoopie cushion on GasCabbie's seat//

Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday......

 

Well, I know he built C-3PO

 

And I've heard how fast his pod can go...

 

We were broke it's true....

(Sits on whoopie cushion causing quite the rukus.)

 

So we made a wager or two

 

He was a prepubescent flying ace....

//falls on floor laughing at GasCabbie for sitting on whoppie cushion and clearing the thread//

 

And the minute Jabba started off that race.

(Wonders where the smell is coming from, since it's just a whoopie cushion.)

 

Well I knew who would win first place......

//tee hee.....I think the noise alone was enough, Cabbie. //

 

Oh yes, it waaaaaaaas our boy...

(Oh wait! //pulls 8 day old bannana peel out of pocket// That's what was smelling. Pee-yousa!)

 

And we were singing...

 

My, my, this here Anakin guy...

 

Maybe Vader someday later now he's just a small fry.....

//I wondered why those fruit flies were following you around Cabbie....hmmmm. Wonder if we can throw the peel in someone's path.... //

 

saying sooon i'm gonna be jedi

 

soon im gonna be a Jedi

(JMT, who says I havent already tried to sue the pants off Chiquita Bannanas for the so called "Self-Inflicted" back injury I've sustained after slipping on my own peel? Greedy companies, won't even take the blame when all the evidence is against them. Sheesh.)

 

Now, we finally got to Coruscant

 

...the Jedi Council we knew would want

 

to see how good the boy could be...

 

so we took him there, and we told the tale....

 

how his mi-idichlorians were off the scale

 

oh the Council was impressed, of course!

 

Could he bring balance to the Force?

 

They interviewed the kid...