"The Saga Continues" My Episode II Song

This is a "Saga Begins" song I wrote for Episode II

The Saga Continues
or
Jedi Must Be Celibate, Why?

Enjoy!

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away
the senate was debating endlessly
the separatists, led by dooku
had made their menacing debut
and now the need arose for an army
But just before the vote was cast
Padme's ship had an explosive blast
She survived the bombing
So the Jedi came a-calling

They wound up in a high speed chase
and ended up with just a dart to trace
This led Kenobi to a planet erased
So Anakin,is on, his own....

Oh My My, the boy's become a Jedi
Stressing Obi-Wan Kenobi
with each cocky reply
And he fell in Love
and thus the Code he'll defy
saying Jedi must be celibate, Why?
Jedi must be celibate, why?

Did you know, this star crossed pair
is forbidden from their love affair
The Jedi Council told them so

Ooooh, she shoots him down, at every turn
but he just keeps trying, cause he's, slow to learn,
yeah she'll, probably give in to him, eee-ven-tual-ee-eey.

But for NOW he's worried, 'bout his Mom
who he thinks died, 'cause he, wasn't stro-o-ong.
Oh he's pissed off, It's tru-ue
So he'll kill a tusken village or two-OOOOOOOOOO!

His dark side's growing strong, his thoughts betray
and the minute he confessed he'd gone astray,
well I knew who, he'd be one day,
oh yes, Darth Vaaaaaaaaaader's born!

And they were singin',

My My, the boy's become a Jedi
Stressing Obi-Wan Kenobi
with each cocky reply
And he fell in Love
and thus the Code he'll defy
saying Jedi must be celibate, Why?
Jedi must be celibate, why?

Kenobi wound up on, Kamino
He found some clones of this guy, Jango
that apparently were made for him!
So he tracked the Fett down Geonosis way
but was nearly blasted into yesterday
but he lived, to find some-thing truly grim.
Well, he ended up getting caught by Dooku
Who told him that the truth, he knew
He told Obi Wan to join him
Aaaaas would have Qui-Gon Ji-inn
Because Dooku said the Sith were near
And Obi-Wan said, "Now listen here
You're so full of Poodoo, Dooku dear.
I'll neeeeever join, with you!"

And they were singin',

My My, the boy's become a Jedi
Stressing Obi-Wan Kenobi
with each cocky reply
And he fell in Love
and thus the Code he'll defy
saying Jedi must be celibate, Why?
Jedi must be celibate, why?

They all met up on Geonosis
It looked to be a bleak prognosis
but all in all they did okay.
The battle raged and all looked lost
but after the Jedi payed a heavy cost
General Yoda, led the clones and saved the day.
Dooku fled and the Jedi pursued
He disposed of them in a short lived feud.
But Yoda confronted Dooku
Turns out the guy knows Kung-Fu.
The Sith escaped and the battle was won
but the War had only just begun.
The Republic had much yet to be done.
As did, young Aaaaaan-akin.

And they were singing...

My My, the boy's become a Jedi
Stressing Obi-Wan Kenobi
with each cocky reply
And he fell in Love
and thus the Code he'll defy
saying Jedi must be celibate, Why?
Jedi must be celibate, why?

And they were singing...

My My, the boy's become a Jedi
Stressing Obi-Wan Kenobi
with each cocky reply
And he fell in Love
and thus the Code he'll defy
saying Jedi must be celibate, Why?
Jedi must be celibate, why?