The Sarcasm Knights welcome thread

Discussion in 'Welcome New Users' started by DarthTunick, May 24, 2005.

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  1. DarthTunick SfC Part III Commissioner

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    We, the Sarcasm Knights, like to welcome all you n00bs to the boards. Who are we you might ask? We're a group of posters from the 3SA & the JCC who constantly do the following: post sarcastic posts, discuss alcohol, post pics of scandily dressed women & scare off annoying n00bs. Our leader is King Owned, aka Darth_Snowball. So, if you don't like how we do things on these boards, then stay away, only the funniest & most vile posters stay within our ranks. [face_devil] Here is our roster:

    Snowball - King Obvious

    Clone3131 - Sir Garfield Tapioca

    ApolloSmileGirl - Princess Pixie

    LeonardShelby - Paige Nudity

    CygnusJedi - Squire Were Not Worthy

    The1Neo - Sir Cheap Trim

    MasterP - Sir Muthapflugger

    Theory55 - Sir Enema

    Stinkylicious - Sir Wiseguy

    SLR - Sir Tampon

    Pooja - Captain Howdy

    MortimerNerdly - Sir Random

    TinyTonyTony - Sir Redundant

    MilkHands - Sir Mountain Dew

    Robbie2002002 - Sir Bitchin' Bigfoot

    Critter - Sir Deathbed permabanned

    TheFoolWhoFollowsHim - Sir Peter O'Toole Permabanned

    Hose-Beast - Fair Maiden Miss Kitty

    FareLenore - Lady by the Balls

    Eeth-my-Koth - Sir Bucko

    MasterLucas - Sir MasterLameass

    SuperPersch - Sir I Hate My Life but Love to Ice Cheerleaders permabanned

    JOBOB-THE-HUTT - Sir Think of the Children

    Import_Jedi - Sir Horny Toad

    War Monger - Sir Sissy

    MyKe1138 - Sir Product of my mom shagging crackies while I was trying to sleep

    JIG - Sir Foreskin Lovin' Jigga

    DarthWickett - Sir Stinky Ass

    DarthTunick - Sir Jackass

    Summer - Beer Wench Beyotch Criterus

    BaronFell88 - Sir Leaching Bastard

    Cotton_Candy - Bar Maid "Big Boobs"

    EBSaints - Sir Cajun Cracker

    Kenwastinger - Sir Guys Like You

    Darth Bradius - Sir Ben Affleck's stunt double's Gay Lover

    Darth Surgent - Paige Hunter of the Nazi Cow

    RolandofGilead - Sir Moderating Maerlyn

    JK33 - Squire Jerk Off

    Nate-Skywalker - Paige Shaved Fighting Cock

    Mortimer_Snerd - Sir Soiled Sheets

    PrincessKenobi - Lady Mountain Dew Hoarding Hoochie

    CrackVader - Sir Whore On Nickel Night

    Blicknasty - Sir I'm Tired of Being A Squire

    Dudeski - Sir Crispy Cosby

    FORCFED - Sir See My Goat

    princess_leia - Miss Band Geek Mafia

    Block - Sir Friend of Gay Butt Loving

    BobTheGoon - Sir Encyclopedia Brown

    JediJohn33 - Paige I suck At Photoshop

    EwokThatCried - Sir Carrie Fisher's Nipple

    DarthHorax - Sir Send Me The Trailer Link

    Jack1138 - I forgot his name.

    YTMND - Squire I got a VD from Paris Hilton's camcorder

    Ome - MyKe's Minstrel

    FamousAmos - Paige Richard Simmon's Crusty Workout Shorts

    SwinginVader - Sir Loggeg off Noob

    Crestfallen - Squire I Could Give A Rat's Ass About The Weather

    Force-Addict - Fair Maiden Sape Killer

    MariahJSkywalker - Smut Peddlin' Squaw

    ask-the-younglings - Sir Gay Poopy Friend

    CC07 - Paige underappreciated Foster Child

    Jedi-Panther-Fan - Paige Suckler of Snowie's Breast Milk



    Daniel lock: Threads like these aren't allowed here. You can, however, use the [link=]Introduction to Social Groups[/link] to advertise the Sarcasm Knights. Thanks.
  2. Darth_Pogey Jedi Master

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    Apr 4, 2005
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    Darth_Pogey= soon to be sir something
  3. YTMND Jedi Master

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    Nov 22, 2004
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    Welcome new users,I can't wait to see you all in the forums,if anyone needs any help getting acquainted just let me know!!

    I'd be glad to help. :D
  4. Agent_SkywalKer Jedi Knight

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    Apr 28, 2005
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    Agent_SkywalKer= sir something else of the Knights of the 3SA/JCC Sarcasm Table. :p
  5. Darth_Pogey Jedi Master

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    Apr 4, 2005
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    Just so you know, I am an oldbie cause I visited these boards for two years. PM me and I will remember you on August 4th when I can adopt!
  6. Agent_SkywalKer Jedi Knight

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    Apr 28, 2005
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  7. Zebra3 Jedi Master

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    Aug 28, 2004
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    :) Just so you guys know, we do have this thread: [link=]Introduction to social groups and threads.[/link]
  8. jedi_panther_fan Jedi Padawan

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    Sep 8, 2004
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    First rule of the Knights: Don't ask how to become one. Don't worry, if you're worthy we'll make you get on your knees. For knighthood that is, get your mind outta the gutter, please.
    Second rule of the Knights: Don't look Snowie directly in the eye. It has nothing to do with respect; he'll just think you're hitting on him and the results are never pretty. Just ask Robbie20002002.
    Third rule of the Knights: Womenz and beer are prerequisites for most threads, it is your job to find a way to work them in.
    Fourth rule of the Knights: Friendly flaming each other daily is required.

    Edit: Technically, we are not a social group nor do we have a social thread. Trust me, those are hotly debated topics in Comms for the past year.
  9. Darth_Pogey Jedi Master

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    Apr 4, 2005
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    Since it is tough to become a sarcasm knight any one who wants to join the Imperial advisory board would be welcome just PM me it's pretty sad right now only 4 members.

    Me of course, DARTH_GOLLUMSMEAGOL, Anakin_Skywalker20, and Charn. We are all well on our way to the Sarcasm group!
  10. Agent_SkywalKer Jedi Knight

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  11. Jack1138 Jedi Master

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    Jan 8, 2005
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    Contrary to popular belief, we are not the JCC equivalent of a violent Biker gang. :eek:

    We are outstanding members of society! Many of us work at your local post office! :)


    Welcome, and do what jpf said! :p
  12. Darth_Pogey Jedi Master

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    We don't do much of anything. We "Try" to be sarcastic. PM me if you want to join.
  13. FORCE-WIELDER1 Jedi Master

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    Nov 8, 2004
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    What the heck are you guys doing here? :p

    Nice to see that you're moving around... *cough, cough* Into the Crimson Jedi territory. :p

  14. Sith_Kawiniga Jedi Youngling

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    May 14, 2005
    its a good thing am a siththen right?
    I love asking question and spell is so my game
    giggles uncontrolably....
  15. FORCE-WIELDER1 Jedi Master

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