The Sarcasm Knights welcome thread

We, the Sarcasm Knights, like to welcome all you n00bs to the boards. Who are we you might ask? We're a group of posters from the 3SA & the JCC who constantly do the following: post sarcastic posts, discuss alcohol, post pics of scandily dressed women & scare off annoying n00bs. Our leader is King Owned, aka Darth_Snowball. So, if you don't like how we do things on these boards, then stay away, only the funniest & most vile posters stay within our ranks. Here is our roster:




Snowball - King Obvious

Clone3131 - Sir Garfield Tapioca

ApolloSmileGirl - Princess Pixie

LeonardShelby - Paige Nudity

CygnusJedi - Squire Were Not Worthy

The1Neo - Sir Cheap Trim

MasterP - Sir Muthapflugger

Theory55 - Sir Enema

Stinkylicious - Sir Wiseguy

SLR - Sir Tampon

Pooja - Captain Howdy

MortimerNerdly - Sir Random

TinyTonyTony - Sir Redundant

MilkHands - Sir Mountain Dew

Robbie2002002 - Sir Bitchin' Bigfoot

Critter - Sir Deathbed permabanned

TheFoolWhoFollowsHim - Sir Peter O'Toole Permabanned

Hose-Beast - Fair Maiden Miss Kitty

FareLenore - Lady by the Balls

Eeth-my-Koth - Sir Bucko

MasterLucas - Sir MasterLameass

SuperPersch - Sir I Hate My Life but Love to Ice Cheerleaders permabanned

JOBOB-THE-HUTT - Sir Think of the Children

Import_Jedi - Sir Horny Toad

War Monger - Sir Sissy

MyKe1138 - Sir Product of my mom shagging crackies while I was trying to sleep

JIG - Sir Foreskin Lovin' Jigga

DarthWickett - Sir Stinky Ass

DarthTunick - Sir Jackass

Summer - Beer Wench Beyotch Criterus

BaronFell88 - Sir Leaching Bastard

Cotton_Candy - Bar Maid "Big Boobs"

EBSaints - Sir Cajun Cracker

Kenwastinger - Sir Guys Like You

Darth Bradius - Sir Ben Affleck's stunt double's Gay Lover

Darth Surgent - Paige Hunter of the Nazi Cow

RolandofGilead - Sir Moderating Maerlyn

JK33 - Squire Jerk Off

Nate-Skywalker - Paige Shaved Fighting Cock

Mortimer_Snerd - Sir Soiled Sheets

PrincessKenobi - Lady Mountain Dew Hoarding Hoochie

CrackVader - Sir Whore On Nickel Night

Blicknasty - Sir I'm Tired of Being A Squire

Dudeski - Sir Crispy Cosby

FORCFED - Sir See My Goat

princess_leia - Miss Band Geek Mafia

Block - Sir Friend of Gay Butt Loving

BobTheGoon - Sir Encyclopedia Brown

JediJohn33 - Paige I suck At Photoshop

EwokThatCried - Sir Carrie Fisher's Nipple

DarthHorax - Sir Send Me The Trailer Link

Jack1138 - I forgot his name.

YTMND - Squire I got a VD from Paris Hilton's camcorder

Ome - MyKe's Minstrel

FamousAmos - Paige Richard Simmon's Crusty Workout Shorts

SwinginVader - Sir Loggeg off Noob

Crestfallen - Squire I Could Give A Rat's Ass About The Weather

Force-Addict - Fair Maiden Sape Killer

MariahJSkywalker - Smut Peddlin' Squaw

ask-the-younglings - Sir Gay Poopy Friend

CC07 - Paige underappreciated Foster Child

Jedi-Panther-Fan - Paige Suckler of Snowie's Breast Milk





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Daniel lock: Threads like these aren't allowed here. You can, however, use the Introduction to Social Groups to advertise the Sarcasm Knights. Thanks.

 

Darth_Pogey= soon to be sir something

 

Welcome new users,I can't wait to see you all in the forums,if anyone needs any help getting acquainted just let me know!!

I'd be glad to help.

 

Agent_SkywalKer= sir something else of the Knights of the 3SA/JCC Sarcasm Table.

 

Just so you know, I am an oldbie cause I visited these boards for two years. PM me and I will remember you on August 4th when I can adopt!

 

I miss Boga...

 

Just so you guys know, we do have this thread: Introduction to social groups and threads.

 

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First rule of the Knights: Don't ask how to become one. Don't worry, if you're worthy we'll make you get on your knees. For knighthood that is, get your mind outta the gutter, please.
Second rule of the Knights: Don't look Snowie directly in the eye. It has nothing to do with respect; he'll just think you're hitting on him and the results are never pretty. Just ask Robbie20002002.
Third rule of the Knights: Womenz and beer are prerequisites for most threads, it is your job to find a way to work them in.
Fourth rule of the Knights: Friendly flaming each other daily is required.


Edit: Technically, we are not a social group nor do we have a social thread. Trust me, those are hotly debated topics in Comms for the past year.

 

Since it is tough to become a sarcasm knight any one who wants to join the Imperial advisory board would be welcome just PM me it's pretty sad right now only 4 members.

Me of course, DARTH_GOLLUMSMEAGOL, Anakin_Skywalker20, and Charn. We are all well on our way to the Sarcasm group!

 

^^^what do you even do?

 

Contrary to popular belief, we are not the JCC equivalent of a violent Biker gang.

We are outstanding members of society! Many of us work at your local post office!



Welcome, and do what jpf said!

 

We don't do much of anything. We "Try" to be sarcastic. PM me if you want to join.

 

What the heck are you guys doing here?

Nice to see that you're moving around... *cough, cough* Into the Crimson Jedi territory.

 

its a good thing am a siththen right?
I love asking question and spell is so my game
giggles uncontrolably....

 

Hello S_K.