THE SAUSAGE GAME - RMFF vs FF-UK

I have a sausage....

 

Before the decade is out, we shall put a sausage on the moon.

 

Did you ever hear the story about Darth Plagueis the Sausage?

 

No, never heard that story.

 

"No point in mentioning these sausages, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough."

-Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

 

Zoom and Birr have both sent their sample in to be tested.

I can confirm that neither sausage contains traces of banned substances so here are the results.

Zoom has removed..........23g


Birr has removed..........35g

So not only does Birr take one game back, he is now in the driving seat for the remaining 2 stages!!


Zoom (32) 2-1 Birr (46)

 

Oh! Denied!

 

Goooooooooooo MAC!

 

Zoom and Birr have sent me their 4th piece. This is make or break for each of them. Birr HAS to have a larger piece, otherwise Zoom takes the tie...


Zoom has gone all out and removed 31g

So,if Birr has removed 32g or more, he will take both the tie AND the game. If he has removed less than 31g, the game is Zoom's


Birr has removed..........28g!!!!

So Zoom takes that game to lead 3-1, and the final game is obviously Birr's as he has 18g remaining to Zoom's 1g

So the final score is 3-2 to Zoom which means Zoom and the FFUK get a point. Well played to both

 

oh, the humanity!!!

 

*throws fists in the air and screams*

MORRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAAALL KOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!

 

You were lucky

You made it Birr's to lose, rather than yours to win.

I expect better in the next round

 

We have another game underway!!!!!

It's Grimby vs Louis_Skywalker!!!!!!

Louis PMed me first with a rather wimpy unadventurous 20g

Grimby has gone for the kill with 30g

So currently the score is

Grimby (70) 1-0 Louis (80)

Time to send in your 2nd cuts

And to the others, get on with it!!! You know who you are

 

oh well. not a bad first round.

 

So I can get it out of my system:


LOL! Sausage.

 

Game 3 begins!!

It's Fenig vs Spike2002

Fenig PMed me first also with a rather wimpy unadventurous 20g

Spike is testing the water with 10g

So currently the score is

Fenig (80) 1-0 Spike (90)

Time to send in your 2nd cuts

 

The suspense! It gives me shivers in me shiverpool!

 

come on peeps

 

I'm still waiting on my opponent to make his first cut.

I'm about ready to cut his sausage for him!

...would that be a circumcision?

 

Ooh, we have a new cut made!!!!

Back to Grimby vs Louis


Grimby PMed me first with a grand old cut of 31g

Louis hit back with a cut of 25g

So that's another point to Grimbo!!

Grimby(39) 2-0 Louis(55)

Grimby needs one more win to get a point, and 2 wins to get 2 points.

You may send your 3rd cut now

 

khabarakh seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth, so please welcome

ORN-FREE-TADA as his replacement. So the 4th game is now underway!!

Archaic (if he can remember that far back) removed 19g from his sausage

And Mr Tada has removed 18g

Wow! What a close start. Archaic took a huge risk, and it paid off!!!!

So the score is Archaic(81) 1-0 Orn-free-tada(82)

You may now send your 2nd pieces

 

one bloody gram ...

Hello to the RMFFers

 

Goooooo FFUK!

 

ah bugger i'm not very good at this am i