THE SAUSAGE GAME - RMFF vs FF-UK

Righty, let's have some more updates

Spike vs Archaic

Spike sent in 25g
Archaic played safe with 2g

Spike(50) 1-2 Archaic(64)

A real possibility of our inaugural 4-1 victory here!



Fenig vs Louis

This game has now reached its conclusion

Fenig cut off 25g
Louis cut off a clever 2g

So that means it's 2-2, but Louis has 40g left to Fenig's 29g, so Louis gets the final cut, and 3-2 WIN



Grimby vs Zoom

Grimby sent me 2g
Zoom sent me 40g, so good tactics from Grimby there

Grimby(40) 2-1 Zoom(50)



Birr vs Orn

Birr chickened out with a pawltry 1g
Orn takes the cut with 18g

Birr(56) 1-2 Orn(49)



Next cuts please, gentlemen

 

well played Fenig, thanks Hal

 

Next?

 

we must have won. Its the only thing that explains his silence.

 

whats going on? has the game finished?

 

Haaaaaaaaaaal ....

 

Grimby vs Zoom

Grimby is currently 2-1 up

so how dues Zoom cope with imminent defeat?

By cutting off 39g, that's how

But Grimby used his crystal balls are only removed 1g

so it's 2-2

HOWEVER

Grimby has 39g left and Zoom only has 11g

so Grimby takes the round, the game 3-2, and the point!



Still waiting on others to send their sausages. PMs on their way

 

Ohhh! Denied!

Well played, Grimby.

 

Assaulted and Robbed at 8"-sausage-point

 

What a waste


Right, back to business. Archaic and Spike both have sent in their 4th and final cuts.

If we remember, Archaic is leading 2-1 AND he has 64g remaining compared with Spikes 50g, so there is the possibility of our first 4-1 victory here!!!!


And would you Adam and Eve it? That's exactly what we've got!!!! Both competitors both sent in half of their remaining sausages (Archaic 32-25 Spike)

Which makes it 3-1, and Archaic still has 32g left compared with Spike's 25g.

A complete and utter whitewash which means that Archaic gets TWO POINTS!!!!!

 

Waiting on Birr......

 

Once Birr sends this cut, then everyone will have completed the 2nd game and I'll post the table then

 

Send in your cut, Mac...jeesh.


Gooooooooo, JKB!

 

And we have the final result from round 2!!

Birr has removed 28g of his sausage and Orn has removed 3g

This makes the score 2-2

BUT Orn has a massive 46g left, compared with Birr's 28g which means that orn takes the tie 3-2 and gains a point!

So, at the halfway stage, here's the table!!

Archaic 3
Grimby 2
Louis 1
Orn-Free-Tada 1
Spike 1
Zoom 1
Birr 0
Fenig 0


or

RMFF 5
FFUK 4

It's very close!!!


I wanna apologise for not being "on the ball" this round, but that's in the past now. I ready, and raring to go for round 3 with prompt updates guaranteed!!!!!

So, ROUND THREE

Fenig vs Orn
Grimby vs Spike
Birr vs Louis
Archaic vs Zoom

Cuts please

 

How many rounds are there? It feels like this game has been going on for months!

 

4 rounds, and they will be quicker

 

Fenig vs Orn - Cut 1

Fenig removed 5g
Orn removed 21g

Orn(79) 1-0 Fenig(95)

EDIT: Sorry, 95 not 25

 

Don't you mean 95?

 

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