Oceania The SECCsy SECC Thread...

What cookie? You stole my cookie. See, I distinctly remember you

*makes a shifty move and comes up behind F-A. grabs her cookie and walks shiftily to the comfy couch*

hehehehe

-Mel

And I've already given you chocolate, move on.

*shiftily refills her schnapps and continues eating chocolate, ignoring Mel*

So, what's the deal here? I've never been into the Cantina. What do we do?

 

that was when I re-stole my cookie from you.
do not try and deceive me....

well we hang out and drive each other shiftily insane

-Mel

 

essentially the point of the SECC is to be as shifty as possible with each post, whether that be chasing after cookies, dancing shiftly to shifty music, watching shifty movies on the exclusive widescreen shifty tv, or just eating all the chocolate and drinking as much schnapps as humanly possible .... all within one post

 

*looks shiftily at Mark*

thanks for reminding me of the shifty movies and the even more shifty tv

*pops shiftily onto couch grabs a bunch of cookies and starts Star Wars Episode 1*

STAR WARS MARATHONyayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

*wiggles around on couch shiftily*

-Mel

 

Episode 1?

Eww...

 

*shiftly smacks Sithy over the head with a glove ... and a brick inside it *

 

LOL Mark

thank you.

now that we finally have some quiet in here let the show begin

*makes a shifty dancemove on couch and plops back in her seat*

-Mel

 

A brick could have directed a better film

 

lol, nice comeback

 

Seriously, just engrave "Faster, more intense" on the brick.

I just realised, maybe George is a tripping drug freak, and thinks he's directing porn?

 

wha? so maybe that explains jar-jar then

 

*shiftily puts a better movie on*

Empire Strikes Back anyone?

*shiftily refills everyones glasses*
*shiftily snags a pile of cookies and some chocolate*
*shiftily grabs more schnapps*
*shiftily settles down to watch*

 

That's a really wizard idea, Sith.

And so very true.

 

*glares at F-A*
we start at the beginning
*makes a shifty move to replace TESB with TPM without anyone knowing.*
*refills F-As glass with more and more schnaps*

-Mel

 

makes a shifty move to replace TESB with TPM without anyone knowing

That's be like replacing a fine wine with radiator coolant and expecting noone to notice

 

Shiftily trying to get me drunk are you? Bring it on, it won't work. And while you're at it, bring me some more chocolate too.

 

*stuffs F-As face shiftily with schnaps and chocolate while watching the Jedi kick droid bootie scene in TPM*

-Mel

 

Hmmm...

Hmmmmmmm...

*Runs naked - shiftily - through the SECC lounge, and then grabs several shots of chocolate and butterscotch schnapps.*





*Is sick...*

 

oh no DETO you should lie down hone

*makes extra couch ready for sick DETO. gets cold towels and bucket*

had too much schnapps....*scolding*

-Mel

 

Hehehe...

*Is tipsy*

Schnapps is actually one of the few drinks I cannot get drunk off...

Meh...

But because I'm shifty, I can get drunk off it online, and it won't make a difference...

 

*picks up tipsy DETO fro floor and lies him on couch*

*gets bucket ready just in case and wraps cold towels around Detos throbbing head*

-Mel

 

It's soooo whirrrlyyy.....

*Falls asleep - like any cheap drunk does...*

 

Gee I wish you two would stop mass posting on here and come onto MSN to chat in person instead

 

I dont have MSN...
only AIM, ICQ and YAHOO....

besides we're just socialising

-Mel

 

*shiftily covers Deto's... bits... up with a towel*

We don't need to see that. Not this early in the morning.