Oceania The SECCsy SECC Thread...

I'm still a shifty cabin boy. No Authoritah. So you'll have to talk to Great Shifty.

(I'd go with Shifty adopted Lawyer son)

 

I let one of my staff have a day off on Monday, and told the owner his Nana died.

His Nana has died about three times so far!
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That's my shifty deed for the day.

 

Thou mayst take it, Amaya!





Ohh, so shifty, Cabin Boy! Soooo shiffftttyyy...

 

Cheers fellow Shifty.

Compared to you, it would appear that most people here couldn't be shifty to their own mother on the shiftiest day of their lives, even if they had an electrified shifty machine.

I am the compliment KING!

 

I'm shiftly sad over the loss of poor Wash

but other then that, I'm ready for a shifty evening of strange yet surely entertaining fun in the city with some good shiftly mates

 

Wash...




Also:


Brownie Points


Johnnage - 6


All other Oceania Boys - Way behind!

 

Thank you Puls. You're a God among insects...

*waits for more points*
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johnnage, since i'm in the mood, i challenge you to a shifty duel!!


feathers at ten paces!!

 

A shifty duel??

What does that involve?

Tripping each other over everytime we pass by?
or the placement of the traditional "kick me" sign on thy opponent's back?

 

I have shiftily gotten over myself and am shifty enough again to be... shifty.

*pokes Johnnage and Kart in a fashion that makes them both fall over*

 

Newly Christened Shifty Shifter of thy Shift settles down on sofa with shifty-looking popcorn. Shiftily waits for duel to begin. Shiftily chucks popcorn at shifty individuals sliding down Shifty Super fun Happy Slide.

 

Wow. We're like the Smurfs who use the word Smurf excessively, except we're the Shifties and we use the word shifty excessively.

*goes searching for little white pants and hats*

 

Can I have a red hat like pappa smurf?

 

Red suits you....


My brother calls me Smerf occasionally.... It, like, stuck for him for some reason from way back when he first said it. Even though I'm as tall as him nowadays.

*looks around innocently*

 

are you sure you're male?

 

We're talking about Smurf's... and then... Kart pulls it out:

"are you sure you're male?"



Uh... wha...huh? Relevance??

 

relevance: you said red suits me. only two types of people would make mention that ...

hence my question, to confirm you are in fact a male ... or an alien, one or the other

 

Ah... well, I am the third type of person. The one talking about your username.

Alien... good idea... how can I become one so I can then answer your question in truth?

 

Kart, you are an alien.

 

That's the proof I needed! If I'm his son then I must be an alien too!!

Unless... unless he had... *shudders*


In answer to your question Kart:

No, I am now officially an alien.

 

Have you found that your blood is now acidic and you have a second mouth on the end you your tongue?

 

Yes, I am an Alien.

I dress as a human to infiltrate your buildings and gain first hand experience in interacting with your species.

But mainly, I'm doing this to hit on the human females...




lol

 

Well... that is... first hand... experience....

 

Unfortunately that didn't work out as planned.


Now I just walk around talking to anyone I see...

 

Sounds like my Grandpa!