Oceania The SECCsy SECC Thread...

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  1. Amaya_Unduli Jedi Knight

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    Sep 13, 2005
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    Shifty Shifter of thy Shift aims new barrage of shifty looking popcorn at shifty individuals who are sitting around chatting instead of shiftily dueling.

    'When is the shifty show going to begin?'

    Shiftily chants

    'We want duel! We want duel!'
  2. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    You want a duel?! You can't handle a duel!!



    :p
  3. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
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    Sure. I'll duel.
    *smiles shiftily*
  4. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

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    Jun 17, 2005
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    *duels shiftily*

    Alrighty then, shows over folks. Go home. Shiftily. Yes.


    No.
  5. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    When's all the shifty tomfoolery gonna end? [face_talk_hand]

    can't any of you fools regale us with actual real life shifty tales anymore?

    Go out there and GET SHIFTY![face_frustrated]

    And no more excessive use of the word shifty or any of its close relatives in order to make a sentence seem shifty.

    I am yet to be impressed, you "so called shiftigans!"[face_not_talking]
  6. Amaya_Unduli Jedi Knight

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    Sep 13, 2005
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    Well, I got on the bus today with a fundae from Wendy's. I had to hide it craftily in my bag so that the driver wouldn't see it and so that it would not spill over all my stuff. I then sat up the back with a pole convieniently in the way of the rearview mirror the driver looks in to see the passengers, and dug in whenever she wasn't watching (ie no scoffing at traffic lights - had to wait until her attention was elsewhere.) I then had to get off the bus in a manner that she would not see the rubbish I was holding.

    Is that shifty enough? (and I only used the word once!):D
  7. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
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    Good work dude!- I chucked a grandma and took my own lollies and juice into the movies, tucked inside my coat.

    SHiKAKA!
  8. Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2003
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    I'm threatening my manager with threats of resignation so that she actually treats me nicer, and does her a job a bit better. :D
    Sucks to be her.
  9. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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  10. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    so how are we my shifty friends?

    still shifty i hope!
  11. Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2003
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    So many assignments make it difficult to be shifty...

    However, today I did pull a sicky so that I could spend the day with my partner. We've been going out for six months today. :)
    The good old "I have food poisoning" works every time... :D
  12. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

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    so true, so true :p congrats on six months :)
  13. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    Yay! Sickies. Haven't pulled one of them for a while. Been too busy at work to be game enough.

    Perhaps next month my Dad will have a heart attack, and I'll have to see him in the hospital....
  14. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    It's too quiet in here! where's the big shifty!!
  15. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
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    *Ho Ho Ho Ho*

    I know that laugh.... [face_worried]
  16. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

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    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    Here.

    I mean, no no, I'm not it. No no. Ho ho.

    *blinks*
  17. Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2003
    star 5
    How's this for shifty...this week, and the end of last week were gold for shiftiness... :p

    1) I was on the bus to the city, and next to me on the chair was an optus recharge voucher for $50. I decided to have some fun, as I was bored, and entered the numbers. Sure enough, it recharged my phone from $4 to $54... :D
    2) Today at work, again bored, I saw on a DVD rack (all the titles were marked as $14.98) the dual set of Ghostbusters 1 and 2. Intrigued, as I thought $14.98 was far too low a price, I queried this at the service desk. Sure enough, it had been displayed in the wrong place...so, using my knowledge of the company's procedures, I managed to get the DVD on scanning policy - meaning that, if an item scans higher than it was marked at, you get it for free. So, instead of paying $26.98 for it, or even $14.98, I got it for free... :p

    Shifty, huh? Or was I just being stingy...? ;)


    :D
  18. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
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    hey you're just being HUMAN!

    Id rather pay $0 than $14 any day!

    Go you little Aussie!
  19. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

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    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    At least Johnnage is shiftily happy now....
  20. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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  21. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    hmmm, shiftly happy :p hope that happens to me soon!
  22. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    I'm watching my ROTS dvd ar work on a portable dvd player.

    S H I F T Y !
  23. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

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    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    Disclaimer: Shiftily stolen quote from a different thread, but... meh, hello?
  24. Aztek Force Ghost

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    Apr 12, 2001
    star 4
    I have a shifty tale for ye all.

    During my employment with Holden some years back, I took a sickie every 4th thursday for 18 months without anyone seeing a pattern. Thursdays were of course payday.

    I look back on them as self appointed RDO's.
  25. Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2003
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    Nice one. :D
    Well, I'm utilising a 'Picnic Day' that no-one knows about next Tuesday...so therefore, I have no need to turn up to my 9 hr shift... :D
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