The Second "JC Golden Age" is Coming!

A failure upon our part, would be to forget the words of our most wise Prophets.

 

I feel that these times each day are the "JC Silent Age", everyone is so quiet.

 

Amen, Soggy. Always in our mind must this thread be.

Quiet these times may be, bright sith. But the silence will be broken soon by the arrival of The Second Golden Age. The prophets have foreseen it.

 

The 'silence' is to help teach us humility, so when the time comes, we'll be found worthy.

 

*wraps YTAP in tape and puts him back in the wardrobe for next Summer*

 

Silence is golden. The second Golden Age?!?

 

Maybe, CA, maybe.

 

*thunk*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .

 

Wow. I'm not on here for about a week and everyone's having delusions of great things happening here. According to Trika 8:4 - "And all things will come to pass of that which is know to be spoken by Trika."

I say, "Bring it on!" ;p

 

"Some of these prophecies have come true, but the Second Golden Age has yet to dawn upon us. I shall dig up this sacred thread, while we wait for the rise of the fallen oldbies and the return to enlightened discussion." so sayeth forum archaeologist SotS.

 

let's see here, other than the grammar thread, the only other thing that happened was jasman came back, wow, that lasted long. Nice Golden Age.
From DLOTJ's revelation, 4:2: "Wake me when it gets here, you bloody ****ers."
from the potato acording to DLOTJ: "whenith DLOTJ is awaken by the bloody ****ers, the golden age shall return, heralded by a man so powerful he rivals Chyren."

 

I AM The Golden Age.

 

No, I am!

 

"the only other thing that happened was jasman came back, wow, that lasted long. Nice Golden Age."

*ahem*

scum&villainy 9/15/00 8:03am RE: The Second "JC Golden Age" is Coming!

Book of Villainy 8:2

'Beware the one bearing applesauce for the fruit he promises is truly sour'

 

ok, that's 2 out of what? 20?

long way to go until the golden age.

*falls back asleep*

 

33:56: And behold, in the last days, the false prophet BEAL will return to try and tempt the faithful away from the Good God Chyren with promises of Mold and Shadow Jedi Councils. Only those who hold true to the teachings of His Prophet Mr K will be saved, even though they may be tormented and thrown into prison.

 

And the cynics say.....

"Not gonna happen."

 

Here is a quote from another prophet: Maciejewski: The Polish Prophet. Here is a quote from the "Book of Maciejewski" 5:31

?The coming of the Golden Age will follow by a great awakening and vision. The vision will be of war amongst the stars, a vision of a war of clones and the turning of light into darkness. Thou hast seen this in his dreams, as has another great prophet, the great man only known as the Flannel One. This vision will promote intellectual discussion and criticism. After this vision has been realized, ancient prophets and followers will return to this place of gathering and once again bring forth a Golden Age among us all.?

This vision will be seen by many in the fifth month of the year 2002.

 

Consult the book of armaments.

Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large...

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'

 

Rise, prophetic thread, though it looks as if "The Second JC Golden Age" is still far away.

 

Gosh, I love this thread! Thanks for upping it, SotS!

 

Hark! Hast there ever been a Golden Age, and when twas it?

 

Aye, indeed there was a Golden Age, Biggs Darklighter. It began with the JC.N's founding in July '98, had its height in Oct.-Nov. and began a slow decline until it ended somewhere between April and the end of summer '99.

 

Now I'm dancing in the dark, walking through the park, and reminiscing.

 

"the Golden Age is overrated"

from the book of cynics