The SF Bar & Grille: Maverick King's Hole in the Wall (

I miss having exams. Enjoy them while can.

 

You miss exams!

Here, take mine and be happy

Seriously, I actually like studying and learning, keeps life interesting. But exams is one thing I could do without.

Mint anyone?

 

Mints are good.

 

Bugger, well, since this post is meaningless as well, you can click the correct link here.

 

Howdy!

I'll take a root beer float... and bring an extra bottle of root beer.

I think I'll just kick back here for a bit and wait for a good-natured brawl to start.

Kimball Kinnison

 

Brawls? In the 'Senate'?

You wish. Christ, one can't even sneeze in here without feeling the wrath of LB.

 

Good afternoon, Ladies, Gentlemen.

//to bartender:

A BLT on wholemeal please, and a pint of your finest real ale.

-J

 

Ale?! Raaarrrggh! Bane smash regular user!

(There's the start to your brawl, you wacky "debaters"...)

 

Oh? So it's a brawl with you?

I'm up for that....hehehehehehe....

 

//gets into boxing stance

I say Bane old chap, can't have you maligning the finest drink money can buy! Have at you!

-J

 

At first glance, W_W, your avatar looked and sounded like something else...

 

Like I said, a good-natured brawl. Besides, I'm only here as the bookie.

Now taking bets on Lord Bane versus everyone. Name your own odds!

Kimball Kinnison

 

Let's not argue--let's be smart about this!

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Hi all. My school is about to start SAT 9 testing! But at least that means I only have math once this week.
BARKEEP! GIMMIE THE STRONGEST EWOCK DRINK YOU HAVE!

 

Say, I'd like to order a Rancor-burger, please. I'm gettin' powerful hungry.

 

A message from your pseudo-(underage) bartender . . .

I've roleplayed somewhat, and I know I should be filling all of your orders. But it seems that every other poster wants something to eat or drink, and it'd be a pain (not to mention a big clutter in the thread) for me to fill each order individually.
However, please continue ordering; my clunky, irritable waiter droid (fluent in only one language, so watch how you order) will do his utmost best to serve you. That's what SA-M2U is good at.
I would make a sock and amuse you all with SA-M2U's insulting retorts and witty order screwups, but . . . I'm too lazy

However, if someone wants to share a sock so I don't have to bear the burden, PM me. If I seem to be saying almost the opposite of what I was earlier, it's because my online personality is a bi-polar schizophrenic, or so I tell myself.

Ha. Ha.



This has been a message from your pseudo-bartender - May you never want for salty, thirst-inducing foods.

 

So...anybody know any good jokes or what?

Here is one i think is realy funny:

After a night out in town a guy goes home with this chick he met.
After they...got down to business...the guy is realxing in bed beside the girl. He then looks at her nightstand a sees a picture of a a big hairy guy. He panics and ask the girl "Is that your boyfriend???"
She looks at that picture and says "No, relax". They guy looks at the picture again " Who is it then, your brother?"
"no" she answers "That's me before the operation"
[face_shocked]

I think i would jump out the window if that happened to me.

-Mulacki

 

Well I just went on to a dance with a girl that hates Star Wars. She is just somebody I am acquainted with, and there was no real romantic intrest either way, but anyways...

 

I had a Dwarf in a D&D campaign that was like the one in StarFire's pic. He was always broke a few days after returning to town.

 

I don't need to be in a RPG to be broke after returning from town. Even more broke if I've made the wife mad and have to buy flowers or jewelry to apologize.

How 'bout a Hefe Weizen, barkeep?

 

If you want a tremendously funny movie, go rent the parody Wet, Hot American Summer done by the former members of "The State." Great, great movie.

 

Lord Bane, is the movie generally appropriate for viewing in the presence of a wife and 21 month-old son??

Want to know if I should get my hopes up.

 

Well, your wife will probably appreciate it if you two are of the age when you saw a lot of the corny 70s and early 80s teen "last day of summer camp" type movie. It is not so appropriate for anyone pre-high school, I'd say, not only because of material, but the satire would go right over their head.

 

Grabs a Coke, sits down in a corner and reads the paper.

 

Pour me an extra tall one. I just finished a four hour final exam in my Introduction to Quantitative Analysis class for my Ph.D. I wrote 11 pages, including the stats, wore out a brand new mechanical pencil and possibly caused permanent damage to my hand by gripping the pencil so hard! Now I have to start my final for my Presidency class. I can get wasted now and start the paper tomorrow!