The Shaving Habits of Big DV

Hey Obi-anne, back on page two you had an image of DV polishing his helmet with a cigar in his mouth. But, wouldn't a cigar be bad for a guy with a serious case of asthma? =)

 

And how do you think he got the asthma in the first place? Hmmmm?

You know, Asabrush, REAL men don't need to be assured of their masculinity. They already know they're real men. Plus, they've got plenty of women like me and emilsson around to remind them.

 

Dark Lady Mara: Touche

Bob: Maybe he didn't inhale!

 

This thread is fun!

 

Thats what I like. A thread that doesn't take itself too seriously!

 

Yeah, you need this craziness after the deep discussions in ep2 and 3 non spoilers .

BTW, Asabrush, it´s a matter of yin and yang. Even the most masculine man has a sensitive side, it´s all about nature´s balance .

 

So that's what was meant by the Balance of the Force!

 

[Vader voice]: You have learned much, young one.

 

Are you suggesting DV swings both ways?

I know what you mean though (I don't mean the above by the way!) we all need a break from the seriousness of some threads and picturing DV singing in his bubble bath, shaving, rubbing his helmet while listening to music (easy, easy) etc etc conjures up some very strange imagery!

I like it, I like it alot!

 

It´s quite funny because the idea of Vader polishing his helmet has a habit of appearing from time to time. I can´t help myself from wondering what he did during all those space travels. I don´t think he stood on the bridge all the time.

Now I have two DV images in my head. One of him playing poker with Piett and the other is Vader taking a warm bath while having a cold.

 

God help Piett if he had a royal flush! It must be hard to bluff the Drak Lord of the Sith.

I wonder if DV put his helmet upside down, filled it with steaming hot water and covered his head with a towel. What a great remedy for a cold!

 

Hmmmm....Darth Vader does not take bubble baths. He takes cold showers with a bar of Zest. For fun he just sits in a chair and broods. Anything else and he just wouldn't be Big DV.

 

Even when he's stressed?

P.S. Drak Lord of the Sith is his alias or a typo...who knows?

 

When he's stressed, he kills someone. You lost me on the Drak Lord of the Sith thing.

 

Even when he's stressed?

P.S. Drak Lord of the Sith is his alias or a typo...who knows?

 

When he's stressed, he kills someone. You lost me on the Drak Lord of the Sith thing.

 

It was a spelling mistake from earlier on BUT if Dark Lady Mara or emillson catch you saying DV isn't sensitive dont look here for any help! I've got enough bruises already!

P.S. - every intergalatic antihero needs an alias!

 

I can handle Ms. Mara, though I don't know emilsson. If they're looking for that soft underbelly of DV, they're going to find nothing more than wires and circuits. Everything about him is insensitive.

 

He is not insensitive!

 

There is a strong feeling within this thread that Big DV is a very sensitive kind of guy...

P.S. - Its 02:10 on Sunday morning and I am very very drunk!

 

yodaman: He's sensitive in more ways than one!

[Dark Lady Mara kicks yodaman in the nuts]
Oh, yeah, that was for getting overconfident and thinking you could take me.

 

By the way, let me take this opportunity to thank the administrators for not banning us all for getting too raunchy. BoB, did I tell you you look simply smashing today?

 

Thank you Ms. Mara, that was very......painful.

 

Mara, like Leia said at Bespin:

"You certainly have a way with people."