The Shaving Habits of Big DV

Has anyone seen my shoes around here? I had them when I came into this discussion, but I can't find them anywhere now.

It would be nice for you guys to just check around your area and make sure you don't have them. Thanks!

 

If Palpy and Vader played Force-pinball (preferably with a live guy as the pinball), Vader would beat the crap out of Palpy.

 

Obi Anne: But if he had his helmet off, he wouldn't have the respirator! (its in his helmet, isn't it?) And in about 20 seconds, he'd collapse. =)

 

His respirator's in the lower half of his mask. I'm not sure how much of this is canon, but it's a good reference on Vader's armor.
http://members.tripod.com/~lordofsith/vaders.htm

And looking at the schematic of his armor, I can't help but wonder - do you think his codpiece was real?

 

I haven´t seen your shoes, emperor´s_foot .

I still can´t the image of sheep running havoc on the Executor´s bridge while Vader is staring through the window. Poor DV, his underlings can´t think for themselves .

 

I found a slipper but chucked it! Sorry! You really should be more careful!

All this talk of sheep is getting me worried, those strange images will pop back into my tiny little brain if I'm not careful

Dark Lady: would it matter if it wasn't?

 

They are white sheep with a nice Maul-color scheme painted in the rear.

That, Asabrush, is exactly why I will keep talking about sheep .

 

Maul color scheme on the rear!

I just keep remembering that pathetic look of terror on Piett's face whenever Vader approaches - it's enough to make me just about die laughing through every Imperial scene in ESB and RotJ. Then I remember Piett in command of Executor during the second half of RotJ. Poor, incompetent leader. He's nothing without his Sith lord behind him, mind-controlling and abusing him all the way. There's nothing like power over others.

 

The ability to bathe oneself is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

 

You make a good point, when The Emperor bites the dust and Vader follows his lead (Unfortunately) the Imperials fall apart......they are nothing with a good ol'fashioned Sith at the helm!

emillson: I can't fight it forever, the sheep, those damn sheep are everywhere.....

 

I think the Emperor and Vader played pictionary when they weren't busy with pinball.

 

Actually the empire falls apart as soon as DV turns to the Good side. The emperor's control is very exagerated .

Soon you will learn how to apprecite sheep images, Asabrush .

 

LOL! This is the best thread on the JC!

No one can say those Sith lords don't have a sense of humor. http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dunes/9281/graphics/urk_bg.gif

 

Ahhhhhhh, that was great. Very amusing Dark Lady.
*sigh*

 

Obi Anne, I like your picture. You know that scene with Yoda in ESB when he starts hitting R2. Substitute R2 for a sheep and you´ll get an idea of what I thought when I read your post.

Mara, it can´t be easy being a Sith Lord and your trademark is strangling .

 

What sheep?

 

Argghhhh!!!!.... Those sheep, GAK! its too late for me, save yourselves, run, the sheep they're everywhere!

Dark Lady: I want more, where did you find it?

 

LANDO:Sheep coming in.
BEV1138:There's too many of them!........ahhhhhh

 

emilsson: Now at the end do you understand. Your feeble cutting skills are no match for the power of the sheep side.

 

Jerjerrod: I assure you Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.

Vader: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.

Jerjerrod: I tell you this station will be operational as planned.

Vader: The Sheep do not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.

Jerrjerrod: But they asks the impossible. I need more men.

Vader: Then perhaps you can tell them that when they arrive.

Jerjerrod: The sheep are coming here?

Vader: That is correct, Commander. And they are most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.

Jerjerrod: We shall double our efforts.

Vader: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The sheep are not as forgiving as I am.

 

I think you've all lost your minds.