The Shaving Habits of Big DV

I have bookmarked it and I'll read it asap.

A Week with the Skywalkers/Solos was side-splittingly funny! It's the only long fanfic I've read so far. I think I prefer AU stories...

the-evil-sheep is in the drawer! She won't come out tonght!

 

But I'm here to make sure that the DV worshipping goes on!!!!

 

Baaaaaaaad OA. I think the Sheep will be upset.

 

not only the sheep. *shakes head* just think of what lord vader will do to her when he finds out!

 

No woriies, Obi Anne! I have *cough* "taken care" of Lord Vader! [face-devil]

 

you have what? *confused* *runs to look after her boss*

 

Don't worry folks. I have just come from a meeting with the big man himself. He was just telling me how pleased he was with our progress in the wider scale of things in this operation. That's all I can say on the matter.

anyway, the "Vader" that Lil_Lisa "took care of" was one of the many decoys we have in place for such eventualities.

OA, Lil_Lisa, as for you two just be careful. The big man has given you both a pass this time (strangely forgiving IMHO). However, he is annoyed at this trend of reverting back to old icons. Our sheep spies are relaying messages to and from his secret hideout and, rest assured he is keeping a very close on eye our actions.

Now, if you will excuse me I have important things to tend to.

You have been warned.

 

Heh I better stick to this icon a bit longer. Besides, now that OA has switched I feel a need to keep showing the truth to the Swedes .

 

heh. i'm planning on keeping this icon because i like it. besides, we did a lot of groveling to get it.

oa and lil_lisa, haven't you two learned by now not to upset our master? apparently you have yet to fully comprehend the true nature of the force. you don't know the power of the sheep side!

*runs off to find a sheep brush to brush darth dolly*











what? suck-up? what's that?

 

but how do you know that wasn't one of the decoys? hmmmmm?

 

OA is right! Of course we can tell the difference once we get the mask and armor off! Anyone who can't tell a decoy form the true Lord Vader is not a real servant of him.

Lord Vader does not mind our changing icons. Afterall he's not a sheep himself. [face_baaaaaaaaahhhhhhh]

 

Is that our next mission? To get a [face_baaaaaah] smiley. Now that would be something.

 

a [face_baaaaah] smiley? oh yes! who do i need to kill to get one?

 

You very well who you should kill...

<whispers>Obi Anne. Obi Anne</whispers>

Lisa, what did you do to our master?

 

LL: I didn't do nothing!

TES: You said you "took care" of him...

LL: Yeah I did, I gave him a sponge bath and a massage.

TES: Why you lying little--

* LL and TES gets in a horrible fight. TES wins by suffocating LL with her rich and thick wool. *

TES: Wel, that ought to teach you a lesson. Where's our beloved Lord Vader? He would be most pleased with my work.

 

I have been attacked by the humans at the "Get In Line - A Social Countdown to Episode II!" thread at the AOTC spoilers board! I need reinforcements fast! Repeat--I have been attacked--<static>

 

Those who "claim" that the Boss is happy that some people have reverted back to their old icons are mistaken and are treading on very thin ice. I saw his face, yes his face, when he was informed by one of the many sheep spies we have in operation. Yes, he has given them a pass but that wont last forever. While he has allowed the "two" to keep the changed icons he is expecting a great many things from them to compensate. He is also expecting some form of humble notication of membership of our organisation within their sigs.

He would obviously expect all others to keep our colours and show our true appreciation!

BTW, those decoys are very realistic. Right down to the finest detail, if you know what I mean.

I am due for a meeting with our beloved leader soon to work out strategies for our next move.

Now, off to support the-evil-sheep!

 

s'okay, oa, i looked and i think they're done being mean to the sheep, they're eating or something. so what kind of refreshments are you serving?

darth asabrush, so we have enough of those decoys so we can each have one? cuz i think we need them to practice, so we can better know what please dv to serve him well. or something. although we all know nothing compares to the real thing, of course, but you see i have a legitimate concern here, right? right?

 

*grumbling* stupid errors!

 

*whacks server with a stick*

don't tell me to try posting again because of an error if it DID post. bad server, bad! BAD! BAD!!!!!!!!