100% of all violent offenders drink water. Trayvon Martin drank water. I'm not saying they are related, I'm just saying, isn't it interesting.
I've been stuck on the Skittles detail since the slaying. Skittles must be highly relevant or the news networks would not have kept reporting on that detail. Gonna have to keep my eye out for juvenile delinquents and their interest in skittles this Halloween.
You should give everyone a choice when they come to your door. Skittles or a snickers. Anyone that takes skittles, keep an eye on them, they are clearly up to something. If they are also carrying iced tea, shoot on sight.
Can I give you credit for that concept or is this something gleaned from 'Geraldo Rivera's Tips for A Safe Halloween'?
No, Geraldo would add "If they're holding skittles, ice tea, and wearing a hoodie, shoot 'em on sight."
Crap...I just realized that I am wearing a hoody and eating skittles....for reals.... Excuse me while I go buy some kevlar.
My son eats Skittles, wears a hoodie, and drinks iced tea. He's an operations manager for a major moving company.
I hate to be the one to have to inform you, but your son may be a street thug with a tendency toward violence.
See? This is exactly the sort of apathetic/disinterested parenting that breeds these troubled kids...
