One of my all-time favorite exchanges. Insurance salesman: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions. Homer: Questions? Questions?? Oh...my whole scheme down the--I mean ask away. Insurance salesman: Oh good. Now, under heart attacks, you crossed out three and wrote zero. Homer: Oh..hehe. I thought that said brain hemorrhages. Insurance salesman: Uh-huh...and do you drink? Homer: I do enjoy a snifter of port at Christmas. Insurance salesman: Okay. Here's your policy. Homer: Now let me tell you something Mr. Sucker. I just-- Insurance salesman: Oh hold on there. You still have to sign it first. Homer: Oh.