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Mostlymad
Wasteful sand people! *slams fist* What say we test the latest Big Bertha on your home planet, hmm? Just a whiny planet with strange inhabitants whose laugh is most obnoxious. Not a terrible loss, right? *chuckles darkly*

 

They all make me crack up for some reason...

 

I feel sorry for the officer and that's not Snoke- it's VOLDEMORT!

 

Bu- bu- You're not supposed to say his name....

 

Fine fine... HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED!

 

Much better.

Now, do we have any Peons who have hopes of being an apprentice?
DarthIshyZ

 

<--- points to QueenSabe7
I'm out of that racket, sister.

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HanSolo29 - excellent task completion. You are awarded 3 prestige.

Isley_27, Valency Jane, what of your own tasks?

 

Halle Dray The only somewhat-active peon we had recently was Darth Apocalypse. But he hasn't been seen around much lately...

We are in need of some fresh blood, for sure.

 

I should have mine completed tomorrow.

 

Mostlymad -- you answered your task yesterday, and being the forgetful thing that I am, I forgot to award you prestige. I liked your answer, so take 3 Prestige, and perhaps I'll have another task for you today.

 

*drops off assortments of chocolate chip & sugar cookies in the shape of various Jedi (it seems wrong as a Sith to eat anything made in the shape of our powerful Sith Lords) at the residence of all my fellow Sith*

Afternoon folks. I'm back. Hope everyone's week is going well so far. I can't believe June is almost over.

Darth_wanderguard, deepest apologies for not getting back to you on my task, my master. Thank you for your patience and allowance of time to complete it. I am working on it as I type this & will post as soon as I have finished.

 

DarthIshyZ Ohh I didn't realize that. SORRY!

QueenSabe7 Hmm I see..

 

We do need fresh blood/meat. My last apprentices weren't even worth the stomach distress so I fed them to the animals.

 

Gah! I'm away for a week and I miss so much! So many birthdays!!!!! Happy belated birthday to Sinrebirth, Halle Dray, & Darth_wanderguard!!!!! Hope y'all had a great day!!! I feel like with the number of us with June birthdays this just might be the Sith-liest of months. Mwhahaha.



corinthia, if you ever feel like it or have time, I would love a tarot card reading too.

 

It makes sense since June is the sixth month of the year...6 as in Order 66, or sixth (take away the x and you have Sith).

 

Indeed PCCViking !

 

Given that the Jedi Purge was a rout, the Sith got their kicks on rout 66.

 

PCCViking, you are a never ending fount of bad puns.

 

Well, my mom taught me there's no such thing as a bad pun.

 

You taught me that there is

 

*falls out of the rafters laughing*

 

Puns are fun.

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*laughs himself into a coughing fit* Curse you, Dagobahsystem ! *cough-hack-cough*