Fanclub The Sith Empire - Lords of the New Sith Order - Continuing to put the Laughter into Manslaughter!

Reading through your lovely thread here. Only on page 10, but I saw the comment about misspelling names and thought you folks would get a kick out of something that happened to me. I was living just outside of Washington DC about 20 years ago. Looking to rent a car. Mind you, this is the days before the internet was really going so I was calling various companies to get quotes. Called this one and this was the conversation,
Me "I'm looking for rates to rent a car in Washington, DC."
Rep "OK, what city in Washington, DC?"
Me "Ummm, Washington, DC is a city."
Rep "Ahh, I see, what state is that in?"
Me "Are... you... in the US?"
Rep "Yes, I'm in Oklahoma."
Me "OK, so you do know that Washington, DC is the capital of our nation, right?"
Rep "Yes, I do."
I'm assuming, maybe she has to start at an airport for the rental so I decide to ask her for National Airport which had just been renamed to Reagan National Airport after President Ronald Reagan. Never made sense to me. Name an airport after the guy that fired all the air traffic controllers, but I digress...
Me "Let's start over. How about we start with an airport. Try Reagan National Airport."
Rep "I'll be happy to. Help me spell that, please. R-E-I-G-H..."
Pause...

*click*

Enjoy... back to reading.

 

That would be about like naming a union after Ronald Reagan

 

How about the Nixon Memorial Ethics Association?

 

Not yet. Still reading. Curious, though.

 

Yeah. I'm a 49 y.o. parent of two boys and I'd be a peon. LOL But I'd have to change my brilliant signature! Your interview thread wouldn't get half the advertising it normally does.

Not to mention that joke... "I just FOILed your PLAN!"

 

Oh yes, if only I could be a Peon again.... mmh. No

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By the way I have four cats. I'm quite familiar with cleaning up after animals.

Anyone ever considered this: if aliens land on earth, wouldn't dogs and cats be considered superior beings since we feed them and clean up there *ahem* every day?

 

Mmh... Don't think so. We know aliens know rats to be the most intelligent beings, followed by dolphins. Humans come third (Source: The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy).

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Well, knowledge like that intrigues me! ~I give in to the power of the dark side~

I'd like to add... Peon me!

 

Pee-on me.... Oh cousin of mine!!
Welcome new one!

 

Darth Rozic

I see, I see.

1. Darth Malgus. A powerful and renowned Sith Warrior. (check)
2.Darth Revan. A player character in the original game (KotOR) could well choose for Revan to be a Sith Warrior/Marauder. This is acceptable.
3.Darth Malak. His aggressive fighting style in the game (KotOR) marked him as a Sith Marauder/ Warrior. This is also acceptable.

Well done, cleverly done.

You have earned some free time. I shall have another task for you soon. Here's a hint: Get some combat practice.

 

Bummer, sat down 2 hours ago to write a post for the Pit and power went out just when I got started.

Power is STILL out. Sad panda.


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Yay, must have worked as the power came back on about 10 minutes ago.

Now I can sleep.

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Panda panda panda I got broads in Atlanta...
No I don't. I have ice cream in the freezer though.

 

Halle Dray and Anedon, you two have a task waiting, FYI.

 

So who wants to assign this peon his first task.

But, can I be so bold to say, making so many people laugh should be worth some points.

 

Darth_wanderguard I'm sorry, I missed it. I also can't find it so can you repeat it?

 

Anedon and yourself are each to create an NPC to potentially be used in Sith Trials. If what you produce is suitable, you may get to use it to assist a GM and provide a challenge for other players in the future. But be advised not to create a character you're uncomfortable with killing off.